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Ed, you share everything in your life with a bunch of strangers on the internet.  You ARE a sad person.

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Oh really, what EXACTLY do I do for a job? What's my fiancee's name? What town do I live in? What sports did I play in highschool/college? What's my last name even?

What do you know about me? My mother, the car I drive, what college I went to, and I had a bad breakup.

 

Tom, I know just as much about you, so knock the crap off. <_<

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Ed, you share everything in your life with a bunch of strangers on the internet.  You ARE a sad person.

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That's our Ed, making the internet strange for everyone.

 

Why does it seem I feel the need to shower after reading a thread peppered with Ed's comments about his DNA distribution patterns and his car buying episodes. It seems he does take his abuse well, but its still skeeves me to know the same hand he is typing with is also the same hand he is coaxing baby batter from himself while perusing Anna Kourankova sites (since Brittany decided to up and leave him).

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This is where the fun comes in.  This crap doesn't bother me.

The funny part is, the mjaority can  take it. That's when the gang-up occurs in all honesty, if I really cared what 500 people  thought of me, I'd be a sad person.

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Sounds like you Could be a male Gigolo catering to male FIT drivers <_<

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That's our Ed, making the internet strange for everyone.

 

Why does it seem I feel the need to shower after reading a thread peppered with Ed's comments about his DNA distribution patterns and his car buying episodes. It seems he does take his abuse well, but its still skeeves me to know the same hand he is typing with is also the same hand he is coaxing baby batter from himself while perusing Anna Kourankova sites (since Brittany decided to up and leave him).

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The thing about Ed is that he (imo) is original, and as funny as hell! <_<

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That's our Ed, making the internet strange for everyone.

 

Why does it seem I feel the need to shower after reading a thread peppered with Ed's comments about his DNA distribution patterns and his car buying episodes. It seems he does take his abuse well, but its still skeeves me to know the same hand he is typing with is also the same hand he is coaxing baby batter from himself while perusing Anna Kourankova sites (since Brittany decided to up and leave him).

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Britney...What happened to my sweet-thang?

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The thing about Ed is that he (imo) is original, and as funny as hell!  <_<

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He is predictable in his unpredictability, in that if we were to ask or do a poll that said in part, "Who on this board is most likely to grab his goober 7 times daily, and admit it?" Ed would come in the number one answer. I give him great props for the thick skin he displays, however, the palms of his hands have thick skin and it isn't from digging ditches.

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He is predictable in his unpredictability, in that if we were to ask or do a poll that said in part, "Who on this board is most likely to grab his goober 7 times daily, and admit it?" Ed would come in the number one answer. I give him great props for the thick skin he displays, however, the palms of his hands have thick skin and it isn't from digging ditches.

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I'm a righty dude. So my right hand is thick, my left hand is as smooth as one of meazza's gf's butt's.

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The thing about Ed is that he (imo) is original, and as funny as hell!  :D

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And persistent.

 

Most of the idiots we bash here get belligerent, then banned. :D

 

Ed seems to thrive on it. <_<

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And persistent.

 

Most of the idiots we bash here get belligerent, then banned.  :D

 

Ed seems to thrive on it. <_<

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Haha, I just think it's funny, that's all.

 

Listen, in all seriousness, this is my sense of humor. I love the give and take. I can definately take it.

Admit it now, people just HAVE to read my posts.

I've become the Paris Hilton of TBD. You hate me, but you can't look away. :D

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And persistent.

 

Most of the idiots we bash here get belligerent, then banned.  :D

 

Ed seems to thrive on it. :D

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I would love to read a debate between Ed and one of the many personalities of Hogboy the Slob.

Maybe I have too much time on my hands. <_<

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I would love to read a debate between Ed and one of the many personalities of Hogboy the Slob.

Maybe I have too much time on my hands.  <_<

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I thought hogboy was crayonz...or BF...or Tom...

 

Sadly, you can't tell the three apart! :D

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Hmmm...this thread started out as one about compulsive masturbation in Britain (gee, from a London tabloid...imagine that) and then quickly deteriorated from there.

 

I don't see how it was possible to deteriorate from an article about wanking, but this thread did nonetheless. This board never ceases to amaze me. <_<

 

Mike

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I had the same thought.  <_<

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Hogboy is the best troll on the internet. He has sent me to sites to show me his work, and it is some of the funniest sh-- I have ever seen.

His ONLY goal is to get people upset, and NOTHING anyone posts bothers him at all, thus he can never "lose" in any exchange.

 

Once he went to a law enforcement message board. These people tend to be buffs. He told them that corrections officers should really be called "jail guards," and that he knows this because he is a former corrections officer. The board was berserk for days and he of course was banned.

 

My sense of humor is admittedly abstract, but I found ths stuff to be pretty damned funny.

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Hmmm...this thread started out as one about compulsive masturbation in Britain (gee, from a London tabloid...imagine that) and then quickly deteriorated from there.

 

I don't see how it was possible to deteriorate from an article about wanking, but this thread did nonetheless.  This board never ceases to amaze me.  <_<

 

Mike

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Check out SDS's thread with the two hotties.

Tom managed to turn that into gay talk.

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