\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Or hot for white trash? Article Photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 I'd give her the Pirate. Never heard of the Pirate? Well, it goes like this (it's much better when you can act it out as you describe it, so you'll have to use your imaginations)...When you are getting down with a chick, right when you are about to bust a nut, you pull out and shoot it in her eye. Then, as she is appalled and about to stand up, you kick her in the shin. That way, as she's going to the bathroom, she's dragging her leg (like a peg leg) and has her hand over her eye (like a patch) and she's saying "Arrrggh!" Ha, this broad looks like she'd love the pirate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 She's got Herkimer County written all over her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 well, mugshots are never really good to judge hotness and can not judge all of her, just her face From that pick and assuming she probably looks better in person, I think she might just enter the category of hittable but would not brag to your friends, or if I was drunk in a bar, I could probably end up with someone like her. But yes, seeing as how she is 30 and nailing a 15 year old, I'd say she fits more in the white trash category Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 From that pick and assuming she probably looks better in person, I think she might just enter the category of hittable but would not brag to your friends, or if I was drunk in a bar, I could probably end up with someone like her. In other words -- as Billy Joel would say -- she ain't a beauty but eh, she's alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 I'd give her the Pirate. Never heard of the Pirate? Well, it goes like this (it's much better when you can act it out as you describe it, so you'll have to use your imaginations)...When you are getting down with a chick, right when you are about to bust a nut, you pull out and shoot it in her eye. Then, as she is appalled and about to stand up, you kick her in the shin. That way, as she's going to the bathroom, she's dragging her leg (like a peg leg) and has her hand over her eye (like a patch) and she's saying "Arrrggh!" Ha, this broad looks like she'd love the pirate. 714286[/snapback] Sounds like a typical meazza date... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Sounds like a typical meazza date... 714394[/snapback] He's using my move Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 He's using my move 714412[/snapback] I'm confused. Do you kick them before or after they get off their Big Wheel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 I'm confused. Do you kick them before or after they get off their Big Wheel? 714414[/snapback] Depends on the level of humidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billfan63 Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 In other words -- as Billy Joel would say -- she ain't a beauty but eh, she's alright. 714359[/snapback] That would be Bruce, Billy Joel would say "I love you just the way you are" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 She's got Herkimer County written all over her. 714288[/snapback] My mother-in-law was born in Little Falls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 Depends on the level of humidity. 714418[/snapback] I want to think that was funny....but I just don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 My mother-in-law was born in Little Falls... 714513[/snapback] Tell your mother-in-law I'm sorry. I grew up in the Catskills. Brutal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 I'd give her the Pirate. Never heard of the Pirate? Well, it goes like this (it's much better when you can act it out as you describe it, so you'll have to use your imaginations)...When you are getting down with a chick, right when you are about to bust a nut, you pull out and shoot it in her eye. Then, as she is appalled and about to stand up, you kick her in the shin. That way, as she's going to the bathroom, she's dragging her leg (like a peg leg) and has her hand over her eye (like a patch) and she's saying "Arrrggh!" Ha, this broad looks like she'd love the pirate. 714286[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeFerguson Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 I'd give her the Pirate. Never heard of the Pirate? Well, it goes like this (it's much better when you can act it out as you describe it, so you'll have to use your imaginations)...When you are getting down with a chick, right when you are about to bust a nut, you pull out and shoot it in her eye. Then, as she is appalled and about to stand up, you kick her in the shin. That way, as she's going to the bathroom, she's dragging her leg (like a peg leg) and has her hand over her eye (like a patch) and she's saying "Arrrggh!" Ha, this broad looks like she'd love the pirate. 714286[/snapback] Lately I've really been enjoying your posts, but that one wasn't very good or original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinky finger Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 I want to think that was funny....but I just don't get it. 714540[/snapback] trust me....it's funny.......or at least I'm playing along like it is.....frankly, I don't get it either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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