olivier in france Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 And don't forget that latex is your friend!! 683445[/snapback] ho yes! there's probably more "people" living in THAT Paris than in the town sharing her name!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Hmmm...Paris must like football players. Remember when she went after Brian Urlacher when he and his wife were having problems? She was spotted in Urlacher's luxury box at Soldier Field wearing a white 54 Bears jersey. I remember the reaction of one poster on this board, and I can't remember who it was, but it was to the tune of "Hey Paris, stay the f--- away from our sport." As long as she isn't banging one of the Bills or Browns, I really don't care. Like Paris Hilton would be caught dead in Buffalo or Cleveland anyway. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 And don't forget that latex is your friend!! 683445[/snapback] Is tht what they mean by 'pocket protection?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I remember the reaction of one poster on this board, and I can't remember who it was, but it was to the tune of "Hey Paris, stay the f--- away from our sport."683570[/snapback] That was me. It was a Monday Night game and the little snaptrap was in a suite, yapping on her cellphone and trying to pretend she understand what the hell was happening on the field. They had to point her out, of course, and it was just another step for her to get in the public's eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 That was me. It was a Monday Night game and the little snaptrap was in a suite, yapping on her cellphone and trying to pretend she understand what the hell was happening on the field. They had to point her out, of course, and it was just another step for her to get in the public's eye. 683594[/snapback] Monday night game against the Packers, which was the first game at the newly renovated Soldier Field. Thanks LA, since that was two and a half years ago, I couldn't remember who said that. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I'm 47. 683528[/snapback] Damn. Never would've figured that one. You'd think a guy nearing 50 with as much football knowledge as you have wouldn't be so quick to generalize people. But I guess that just means I'd be generalizing 50-year-olds, so I'll just shut up and wait for the next knucklehead to refer to guys from the west coast as "California pretty boys." We're not all pretty boys. Some of us are downright gorgeous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandius Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 ho yes! there's probably more "people" living in THAT Paris than in the town sharing her name!! 683548[/snapback] That reminded me of this short SNL clip of Fallon interviewing her: http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1127 I laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Sloppy (fill in your own number)! 683425[/snapback] Anyone know the ascii character code for the infinity symbol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 We're not all pretty boys. Some of us are downright gorgeous. 683601[/snapback] Word is you are Fabiolous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Word is you are Fabiolous! 683684[/snapback] I'm disappointed that you are I Can't Believe It's Not Buttering him up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob in STL Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Damn. Never would've figured that one. You'd think a guy nearing 50 with as much football knowledge as you have wouldn't be so quick to generalize people. But I guess that just means I'd be generalizing 50-year-olds, so I'll just shut up and wait for the next knucklehead to refer to guys from the west coast as "California pretty boys." We're not all pretty boys. Some of us are downright gorgeous. 683601[/snapback] Just joking around, I have nothing against Leinart. I have lived in California several times myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROSCOE P. COE TRAIN Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 What about the XXX tape she made with Mike WIlliams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booya2 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 What about the XXX tape she made with Mike WIlliams? 683831[/snapback] The one that was narrated by Keith Jackson? WOOOOAHHHHH NELLIE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob in SC Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Would anyone here really turn down Paris Hilton? Now be honest guys. Let's see how many votes I get. I'll wait. (thread killer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stussy109 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I am glad we didn't draft this guy; I don't think he is fully committed to football. She is obviously a great lay, but he doesn't need to date that layup at this point in his career. For the record, JP told this whore to take a hike last year. 683170[/snapback] JP was too busy listening to incubus.... ha, anyways, by the way did i say that i think JP will do well this year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Would anyone here really turn down Paris Hilton? Now be honest guys. Let's see how many votes I get. I'll wait. (thread killer) 683866[/snapback] I would, but most everyone else here has some self induced really big man thing studly thing going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandius Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I am glad we didn't draft this guy; I don't think he is fully committed to football. She is obviously a great lay, but he doesn't need to date that layup at this point in his career. For the record, JP told this whore to take a hike last year. 683170[/snapback] Yeah, I heard Scott Hamilton and Richard Simmons told her to take a hike as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Would anyone here really turn down Paris Hilton? Now be honest guys. Let's see how many votes I get. I'll wait. (thread killer) 683866[/snapback] Sure. She pretty much is the opposite of anything I ever wanted in a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandius Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Sure. She pretty much is the opposite of anything I ever wanted in a woman. 683877[/snapback] She's arguably a butterface. I know some guys dig it but I think she's ugly in the face. She has skills though and is a good download. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I'm disappointed that you are I Can't Believe It's Not Buttering him up. 683716[/snapback] Sometimes he just can't see the oleo point of view. Prolly all that smog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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