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Then you've come to the right thread my friend!

Now maybe Tebow will come to Buffalo.

So many great Bills to choose from, past and present!

Drew was truly a great role model and stand up guy which I think few will disagree with. On field, he was just such an enigma. There were days when he was utterly unstoppable and you'd walk away from the game thinking you'd just seen the greatest QB to ever take the field. And there were days when he was absolutely terrible. Unfortunately after the '02 season, the later was much more prominent. For those who say it was a dark day in Bills history when he arrived, I totally disagree. We were 3-13 in '01 and this team was as painful to watch as in the 2-14 years. Bledsoe came in, in '02 and took an offense that was predominantly made up of the same guys from '01 and turned it into a juggernaut, the likes of the early 90's Bills seemingly overnight. Game 2 at Minnesota to this day was one of the most thrilling games I've ever seen this team play, and Bledsoe threw for 463 yds. and 3 TD's/0 INT's... we put up 45 points in that game! It would've taken the '01 Bills 5 games to score 45 points... and I'll lay good odds that Bledsoe's 463 yds. in a game will be a franchise record that stands for a LONG time. That's the enigma that was Bledsoe. When he played with that fire and chip on his shoulder he could tear a defense apart and hurt you in every way imagineable. The guy could throw the ball 80 yds. down field against the wind and put it on a dime... it was phenomenal to see. But he could turn around and hurt his own team just as bad the following week. While he never accomplished ultimate success, Drew Bledsoe's name will have a place in NFL record books and Bills' franchise record books for years to come, and he was a stand up guy to boot. While consistency wasn't his strong suit, very very few QB's had the ability to dominate a game the way Bledsoe did on many occassions throughout his career. He probably won't get into the Hall, especially as years go by and voters get younger, but for those of us who had the pleasure of watching him from the time he came into the league and especially that '02 season, we'll always remember him as a guy who, on any given Sunday, could be the most magnificent QB you've ever seen take the field. I wish him well and am proud of the time he spent as a Bill.

First of all... On the Rocks says we will be pissing ourselves when the Niners sport Willis in the 11 hole. To him, I say: Yes, you can call me Mr. Mc Pee Pants if indeed that does happen. Secondly... we mustn't forget our other unsubstantiated rumor that has "REAL DEAL" Lance Briggs coming to the Buff (did I just say 'coming to the Buff'??? Who am I, Jim Brinson?) So our LB unit will include Briggs, Willis, and Crowell. Fairly young group and not too shabby. Finally... back to reality here... if this rumor does come to fruition and Turner is a Bill, our offense has the possibility of being quite good to excellent with the pieces added and JP looking like he's turning the corner. If that's the case this team may not be too bad, hell maybe Marv knows a thing or two about building winning football teams. Who knew?

This is just getting depressing. Remember how pumped we all were when Takeo came to town. He WANTED to be here in Buffalo and we wanted him to be here. We were giving him standing ovations in the final game of the '02 season. I really hate losing this guy.

You unzip your fly and you let loose. It's the law of nature man!

I've been reading this thread and noticed that some are debating money, some are debating whether or not Eric has the skills to play on da Bills... well I simply cannot stay silent on this topic any longer. Allow me to speak on behalf of Eric... Eric don't need a whole lot of money.... Eric don't need a big fine car.... All Eric needs is Buffalo... cuz Eric is... some kinda wonderful (yesss he is) some kinda wonderful (heyy heyyy nowwww) some kinda wonderful whoooooooooo.... *sing it with me now*

JP Losman under center... got Ginn and Evans to his left and his right. Oh heeeecks yeah!

This one goes out to all Willis' baby momma's... baby's momma's momma's... and baby's momma's momma's momma's... Sorry Rob Johnson whooooooooo I AM FOR REEEEEAL, never meant to make you cry, just cuz you got sacked a trillion times... *that's right rock it wit me now... ya'll remember the cut*

Since 57% of responses to my poll were at least 'busting a rye smile' if not wetting themselves with laughter... I will continue to bring future comical offerings to the board.

You've all been here... so here are some tips for taking a dump at work. After reading the joke, please vote in my poll... based on you, the reader's, feedback I may or may not make future 'comic relief' offerings such as these. From the bathroomjokes website: Title: Pooping At Work We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something a brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those of you who hate pooping at work as much as I do, I give you the... Unofficial Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work. Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure. Escapee Definition: a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. Jailbreak (Used in conjunction with Escapee) Definition: When forcing poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred. Courtesy Flush Definition: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. Walk of Shame Definition: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH. Out of the Closet Pooper Definition: A colleague who poops at work and proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom. The Pooping Friends Network Definition: A group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS. Safe Havens Definition: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom. Turd Burglar Definition: A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. Camo-Cough Definition: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE. Astaire Definition: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace. Watermelon Definition: A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH. Havana Omlet Definition: A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire. Uncle Ted Definition: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees. Fly By Definition: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. (The End)

Submitted for the approval of the midnight society... I give you the gift of HAIKU: He likes his mens! He is sweet on the man. He likes them tight ends! (The End)

Just looking at this thread and we're all sitting here debating who gets the biggest ovations... Whitner, Spikes, or the usuals like Fletcher, McGee, or Clements, it occurs to me, anyone who thinks this is a "rebuilding" year take heed to the defensive intro Sunday at the Ralph. And I end this message with... BOOOOYA!!!!

The last thing we need is a decisive force in the locker room. I much prefer when the locker room tone is all wishy washy.