Like A Mofo Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I thought you were Donte Whitner? Did Williams make you change back? Bastard never could handle change. 682312[/snapback] After 3 days I got tired of that name...Ill stick with C22 until he is officially gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Forgot My Last Username Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 When Mike Williams stares you down, *you* get fatter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Yeah..but the Bucs are still displeased with him. Anyone know where he actually signed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.EvansHands Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Yeah..but the Bucs are still displeased with him. Anyone know where he actually signed? 682386[/snapback] This thread is melting my brain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Yeah..but the Bucs are still displeased with him. Anyone know where he actually signed? 682386[/snapback] The Jets. Trey was the designated driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Texans | Reasons for passing on Bush Tue, 3 May 2006 09:06:42 -0700 Nick Rogers of the Houston Daily Chronicle, reports the Houston Texans passed on Reggie Bush due to the rising fuels costs nationwide. "We just felt that with Gas shooting above $3.10 a gallon that Mario Williams would be the better player for this organization" said current Texans coach George Allen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Bucs | Search and Rescue Mission initiated Tue, 3 May 2006 11:06:42 -0700 The Tampa Bay Bucs have contacted Tampa Police to search for Mike Williams, who has been missing since finding out on an internet message board that he is now a Buc. Tampa Police Chief Lee Roy Selmon has arranged to dispatch over 30 sniffer dogs and over 100 of Tampa's Finest to locate Big Mike. "We have rounded up only the finest sniffer dogs in Florida, and trained them overnight to follow the smell of a baker's dozen of Krispy Kreme doughnuts. We figure this is the best way to lead us to Mike's whereabouts" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Bills | Dissatisfaction with Mike Williams led the Bills to draft Donte Witner Tue, 3 May 2006 09:06:42 -0700 Jerry Sullivan of the Buffalo Evening News, reports the Buffalo Bills decided to "reach" for Donte Whitner with the 8th pick of this year's draft in large part because of their dissatisfaction with former left tackle Mike Williams (now with the Tampa Bay Lightning). The Bills dissatisfaction with the massive tackle was so great that the Bills decided to pass on all "big men" in the draft and select someone who was less than 205# and under 6'-0" tall, which led them to bypass more highly regarded prospects in Holoti Ngata, Broderick and Bunkley, and Winston Justice in favor of Witner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Bucs | Search and Rescue Mission initiatedTue, 3 May 2006 11:06:42 -0700 The Tampa Bay Bucs have contacted Tampa Police to search for Mike Williams, who has been missing since finding out on an internet message board that he is now a Buc. Tampa Police Chief Lee Roy Selmon has arranged to dispatch over 30 sniffer dogs and over 100 of Tampa's Finest to locate Big Mike. "We have rounded up only the finest sniffer dogs in Florida, and trained them overnight to follow the smell of a baker's dozen of Krispy Kreme doughnuts. We figure this is the best way to lead us to Mike's whereabouts" 682405[/snapback] Update. Mike Williams has possibly been tracked to 37 police precincts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Forgot My Last Username Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 When Mike Williams walks, the world moves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted May 3, 2006 Author Share Posted May 3, 2006 Link 681971[/snapback] where is that "middle finger" smilie????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sm@ub Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 CNN.COM- Breaking News: "Weapons of Mass Destruction Located?" May 3, 2006: Washington- "After three years of painstaking efforts, the United States military has confirmed to CNN that Saddam Hussein's secret weapons cache may have been finally located- trace elements of nuclear materials-said to have originated in Iraq-were found in the refrigerator of former Buffalo Bill (and current Tampa Bay Buccaneer) Mike Williams. However, no weapons themselves have been found, allowing State Department officials to conclude that Mr. Williams has eaten them, a charge the Buc offensive linemen vehemently denies." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 This thread is melting my brain 682390[/snapback] Welcome to the lunacy of The Stadium Wall! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Forgot My Last Username Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Mike Williams doesn't sleep. He just eats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Forgot My Last Username Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 The chief export of Mike Williams is Poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I know where Mike Williams will be on Thursday, May 11...trying to get back to WNY...Mike's new career-- Security or concessions...hmmmm...how about security for the concessions--perfect job... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tomcat Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I think Mike Williams is with the Jags..let me get a link.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I think Mike Williams is with the Jags..let me get a link.... 682632[/snapback] I hope you are kidding. i really do. You see the title, and see that this is an 8 page thread. you dont think someone MAY HAVE, just MAYBE mentioned it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Tsunami warnings issued after massive quakeTsunami warnings were issued for Fiji and New Zealand after a massive earthquake measuring about 7.8 in magnitude shook the southern Pacific Ocean. The quake's epicenter was about 95 miles off the coast of Tonga, according to the U.S. Geological Survey. The USGS is investigating a report that Mike Williams was spotted off the Tongan coast farting in the water shortly before the quake struck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Bills | Krispy Kreme reports high satisfaction with Mike Williams Tue, 3 May 2006 09:06:42 -0700 In a written press release, Krispy Kreme spokesman, Chet Ubetcha, has publicy declared their support for beleagured Jags/Bucs offensive lineman, Mike Williams, saying "I know that he's getting alot of flak on the internet, but man, every store that we have between Jacksonville and Tampa has been posting record numbers since Mike has moved to this area". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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