Chilly Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 I've decided today that I'm starting a get drunk for Jesus campaign. Who will join me in getting wasted on Sunday for the holy God's son? Our Slogan: "If he's going to turn water into wine, we might as well drink it". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 I've decided today that I'm starting a get drunk for Jesus campaign. Who will join me in getting wasted on Sunday for the holy God's son? Our Slogan: "If he's going to turn water into wine, we might as well drink it". 662202[/snapback] I don't know if anybody here is familiar with B.Kliban, but he was a crude cartoonist doing weird stuff long before Gary Larson. He made money doing his cat calender artwork, but his real genius was compiled in bizarre collections. Anyway, he had this one crude cartoon of a guy in a robe with his back turned to the viewer, taking a leak off the side of a cliff. He titled it "Jesus turning water into urine." Kind of fits into the whole "sacriledge" thing you're driving at. The genius that puts together the Coldbacon site has put up a page of Kliban stuff here. This guy has some links to his cartoons, too. B.Kliban is not for everyone. Many of his cartoons won't make sense at first, but will hit you over the head many years later. They may appear idiotic, but once they settle in, the genius that is Kliban will be hard to shake free of. I envy anyone experiencing these for the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted April 14, 2006 Author Share Posted April 14, 2006 I don't know if anybody here is familiar with B.Kliban, but he was a crude cartoonist doing weird stuff long before Gary Larson. He made money doing his cat calender artwork, but his real genius was compiled in bizarre collections. Anyway, he had this one crude cartoon of a guy in a robe with his back turned to the viewer, taking a leak off the side of a cliff. He titled it "Jesus turning water into urine." Kind of fits into the whole "sacriledge" thing you're driving at. The genius that puts together the Coldbacon site has put up a page of Kliban stuff here. This guy has some links to his cartoons, too. B.Kliban is not for everyone. Many of his cartoons won't make sense at first, but will hit you over the head many years later. They may appear idiotic, but once they settle in, the genius that is Kliban will be hard to shake free of. I envy anyone experiencing these for the first time. 662218[/snapback] Sweet I'll check it out. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 I'm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curse Of Rusty Jones Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 I'm out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 you should not do that on sunday . http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showtopic=45137 i am sorry i said that . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rastabillz Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 I don't know if anybody here is familiar with B.Kliban, but he was a crude cartoonist doing weird stuff long before Gary Larson. He made money doing his cat calender artwork, but his real genius was compiled in bizarre collections. Anyway, he had this one crude cartoon of a guy in a robe with his back turned to the viewer, taking a leak off the side of a cliff. He titled it "Jesus turning water into urine." Kind of fits into the whole "sacriledge" thing you're driving at. The genius that puts together the Coldbacon site has put up a page of Kliban stuff here. This guy has some links to his cartoons, too. B.Kliban is not for everyone. Many of his cartoons won't make sense at first, but will hit you over the head many years later. They may appear idiotic, but once they settle in, the genius that is Kliban will be hard to shake free of. I envy anyone experiencing these for the first time. 662218[/snapback] I remember seeing his cartoons in the National Lampoon back in the late 70s-early 80s. I still don't get most of them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemhoff Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 I'm out, why don't you get drunk for yourself....and leave the almighty out it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 Mahdi is coming... look busy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 REPENT!!! THE END IS NEAR Jesus loves you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 I was sort of thinking "Get a grip, people". I've been a Catholic for almost 50 years. And, I've read and discussed enough to think that among other things, Jesus had a very good sense of humor, not to mention good comic timing, and likely drank his share of wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 I was sort of thinking "Get a grip, people". I've been a Catholic for almost 50 years. And, I've read and discussed enough to think that among other things, Jesus had a very good sense of humor, not to mention good comic timing, and likely drank his share of wine. 663066[/snapback] God has to have a sense of humor. He created us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 God has to have a sense of humor. He created us. 663074[/snapback] I have to think he's had a few thoughts about free will and opposable thumbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 I have to think he's had a few thoughts about free will and opposable thumbs. 663077[/snapback] He should've seriously stuck with dinosaurs. Less stupid crap and more dinosaur fights. I don't see how anything we can do is as cool as a T-Rex fighting a Triceratops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 He should've seriously stuck with dinosaurs. Less stupid crap and more dinosaur fights. I don't see how anything we can do is as cool as a T-Rex fighting a Triceratops. 663081[/snapback] FWIW, I have a lot more faith in a higher power than I do in a National Geographic special. No matter how much a want to be college graduate internet poster that took 3 science courses dictates as truth, there is still a mystery. Science used to look at mystery for inspiration. Now, science bands together to eliminate it. If nothing else, maybe there is just some stuff science hasn't figured out yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 Science used to look at mystery for inspiration. Now, science bands together to eliminate it. 663094[/snapback] Terrific quote. IMO science and religion both purport to search for truth, but in reality they (often) both seek to define it. It's sad really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 I just had the mormons stop by to inform me(nice timing on easter sunday and all), told them i was right in the middle of watching last weeks episode of "Big Love". Not really, but had I thought of it 1/2 hour ago instead of this second, I might have. Hey the jerk store called........ Terrific quote. IMO science and religion both purport to search for truth, but in reality they (often) both seek to define it. It's sad really. 663123[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted April 16, 2006 Author Share Posted April 16, 2006 I was sort of thinking "Get a grip, people". I've been a Catholic for almost 50 years. And, I've read and discussed enough to think that among other things, Jesus had a very good sense of humor, not to mention good comic timing, and likely drank his share of wine. 663066[/snapback] Someone who gets it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 I am in! Been a party weekend- been drinking since Thursday. Last night went to a Brazilian steak house, lots of Caprihanas and Mojitos, that after drinking much Sassiscaia. Just had a few Perfect Margaritas and off to my buddy for cards, 150 year old Grand Marnier and some Patron Silver. I am gonna have an Anchor Steam then head over, cheers all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 getting drunk for my self . screw work tonight . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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