Webster Guy Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I think the best one is "Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30." 606883[/snapback] I like: "Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Sorry AD, but Pete is no longer among the living. 606912[/snapback] Jack Bauer tortured Pete for so long, he forgot who Jack Bauer was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted February 20, 2006 Author Share Posted February 20, 2006 i started watching 24 last week because everyone was telling me how amazing this show is. Now i'm hooked on it. I'm up to sesaon 2 in the middle. He's just too fuct up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty 606452[/snapback] You know, they missed one of the biggest ones: Jack Bauer can get anywhere in LA in ten minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty 606452[/snapback] very good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 "Jack Bauer once arm wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EZC-Boston Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Chuck norris has a roundhouse kick for you for desecrating his name and his top 30 list... 606548[/snapback] At least someone noticed this is a total ripoff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 At least someone noticed this is a total ripoff... 608560[/snapback] I thought it was obvious. And I think the Jack Bauer list is funnier than the Chuck Norris list anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted February 22, 2006 Author Share Posted February 22, 2006 At least someone noticed this is a total ripoff... 608560[/snapback] who cares, jack could kick chuck norris's ass any day anytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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