Mark VI Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 I predict making no changes would be a disaster for ticket sales/marketing. Most fans stopped believing in the GM and Coach after that horrid loss Sunday. So the Bills would need some desperate themes/motto's to keep the tickets selling, iF TD and MM are retained. We have a clever bunch here. How about some suggestions ? 10. "Come watch The Bills. Cheer early, watch them meltdown, leave early ! " 9. " Double Patdowns at Gate 3 by the Buffalo Jills ! " 8. " See a guy cook a turkey on his Pinto in Lot 1 ! " 7. "AVP to sing Broadway Show Toons at Halftime ! " 6. " Buckets of 6 Rolling Rock Splits ! Only $17.95 ! " 5. " Group Prayer Meetings Starting in the 3rd Quarter - Rockpile Section ! " 4. " Weekly Pride Fight Eliminations - Tunnel End Zone Sections . 2 for 1 Labatts ! " 3. "Blow zero on the breathalyzer upon entering. Receive a free lineup and Gideon Bible!" 2. " 15 Penalties by the Bills = Free Burrito at Mighty Taco ! " 1. " We're Bringing Back the Whammy Weenie ! WooHoo ! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loadofmularkey Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 I predict making no changes would be a disaster for ticket sales/marketing. Most fans stopped believing in the GM and Coach after that horrid loss Sunday. So the Bills would need some desperate themes/motto's to keep the tickets selling, iF TD and MM are retained. We have a clever bunch here. How about some suggestions ? 10. "Come watch The Bills. Cheer early, watch them meltdown, leave early ! " 9. " Double Patdowns at Gate 3 by the Buffalo Jills ! " 8. " See a guy cook a turkey on his Pinto in Lot 1 ! " 7. "AVP to sing Broadway Show Toons at Halftime ! " 6. " Buckets of 6 Rolling Rock Splits ! Only $17.95 ! " 5. " Group Prayer Meetings Starting in the 3rd Quarter - Rockpile Section ! " 4. " Weekly Pride Fight Eliminations - Tunnel End Zone . 2 for 1 Labatts ! " 3. " Blow zero on the breathalyzer upon entering. Receive a free lineup and Gideon Bible ! " 2. " 15 Penalties by the Bills = Free Burrito at Mighty Taco ! " 1. " We're Bringing Back the Whammy Weenie ! WooHoo ! " 522683[/snapback] "Whoever we hear compaining about the team the LEAST gets a free seat cushion!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Avenger Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 1. " We're Bringing Back the Whammy Weenie ! WooHoo ! " 522683[/snapback] Only if the Whammy Weenie remains devoid of team colors (green and yellow) and continues to use lead-based paint - now THAT'S marketing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 ALL Signs Allowed !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyBillsFan Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 How about We already hit rock bottom, now come watch us dig... Free bowl of soup with every season ticket package purchase.... Ever want to know what a prison rape felt like? Come watch us... And finally Come see our nice collection of SH-IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Dunk a coach day at Rich Stadium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Dunk a coach day at Rich Stadium 522727[/snapback] plunk a coach day......I'll bring the pellets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 plunk a coach day......I'll bring the pellets. 522729[/snapback] There are minors here. Family freindly. Of course this from someone who is showing her nipple on her profile page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 There are minors here. Family freindly. 522732[/snapback] OK. OK. B-B's then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 "Every season ticket subscription comes with a free gift! A $59.95 value!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRW Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 "Really, how much worse could it get?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted December 6, 2005 Author Share Posted December 6, 2005 Ever want to know what a prison rape felt like? Come watch us...And finally Come see our nice collection of SH-IT 522726[/snapback] How's Oxford in the spring ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 How's Oxford in the spring ? 522762[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 "At least we're not the Texans" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 There are minors here. Family freindly. Of course this from someone who is showing her nipple on her profile page. 522732[/snapback] Nipple? Nipple! That's hot sauce. The picture was obviously taken at Nicks, afterall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ1 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 'Submit a play. The 10 that most appear to have been blown out of a donkey's ass we promise to be incorporated into the second half gameplan'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gantrules Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 "Celebration of Near Champions" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bflojohn Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 AJ1.... THAT was obviously this years slogan! Four TD's in the second half ALL YEAR? Jeez!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted December 7, 2005 Author Share Posted December 7, 2005 "Celebration of Near Champions" 523010[/snapback] " Losing Record But Still In The Black ! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarkLessWagMore Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 "experience an end around with your wallet" "chaos isn't just a word to us, it's the way we do business" "we guarantee an honest effort 75% of the time" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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