drnykterstein Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 yep, redo on #3 is needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 3) Wow, you look so much like your mom! 2) That's not the way my ex did it. I'll leave the number one for someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
col_forbin Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 I think someone beat you to that one. 409119[/snapback] opps sorry guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Never tell them about this place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 AND THE #1 THING NEVER TO DO ON A FIRST DATE...... Never show your date a list of 101 things not to do on a first date that has 123 responses and expect a 2nd date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 AND THE #1 THING NEVER TO DO ON A FIRST DATE......Never show your date a list of 101 things not to do on a first date that has 123 responses and expect a 2nd date. 409143[/snapback] hey that was a pretty good ending. i was wondering how we were going to conclude this thing. how long ago did you think that up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 2) That's not the way my ex did it. 409136[/snapback] I think thats a duplicate anyways, see #96, we need a new #2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanone Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 "Pull my finger." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 "Pull my finger." 409155[/snapback] another duplicate.. see #28 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 hey that was a pretty good ending. i was wondering how we were going to conclude this thing. how long ago did you think that up? 409148[/snapback] Sadly I thought of it yesterday, and hoped to be online just in time to conclude this topic, and much to my delight I was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt in KC Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 another duplicate.. see #28 409160[/snapback] #2 again... Tell her you'll be ready in a minute, but have to correct the guys on the football message board because the 101 top things not to do was really 123, but after a good ending it turned out that the replacement #2 item had already been said so you had to post an even better #2 to end on because after all the work the guys on the football message board put in it would be a shame to have it end on a off note so you have to come up with just the right way to end the topic since it had been going for days... (hello? Where did you go?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenews Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 #5 My name is Rockpile and I peed with Jon Dorenbos. 409077[/snapback] what is the best way to keep soda from you keyboard and monitor!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted August 17, 2005 Author Share Posted August 17, 2005 AND THE #1 THING NEVER TO DO ON A FIRST DATE......Never show your date a list of 101 things not to do on a first date that has 123 responses and expect a 2nd date. 409143[/snapback] Well done guys! This was the ending that I had in mind when I started this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 #1a - don't do this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 #1a - don't do this 409430[/snapback] That reminds me...where is The Dean these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 #1a - don't do this 409430[/snapback] RÛßeÒ RÛles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEDFREDJACKSONNOW Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 1b. When your roach of a car starts making previously unheard weird noises while driving to the movies, tell her confidently that you just put in a rebuilt carbuerator "all by yourself." 1c. After her mother, who is a nurse at an OB/GYN starts telling you, just after you meet her for the first time while your waiting for your first date to begin, that teenage pregnanacy is "horrible", turn to your date and say, "well, do you have any condoms or do we have to stop at the drug store"? The above really happened. 1b is acurate, in 1c I ignored mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 #1a - don't do this 409430[/snapback] nope already been there. see #11 and uhmm maybe mix number 6 in with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaz Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 12. End every sentence with "...in accordance with the prophecy." 408972[/snapback] I don't mind admitting that this made me laugh for quite some time. I tried to share w/ co-workers, but the humor was lost in translation. Oh well...thanks for the laugh. This thread was a blast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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