Billy this is… (AFC East Edition)

[iccrewman112]

As a fan of the movie Moneyball I thought it’d be fun to run through the AFC East and caption this. I’ll start…

 

“Billy, this is Keon Coleman, he a physical specimen and can out jump anyone and highpoint the ball. He’s got all the swagger of a WR1, his only defect is he is slower than dial up internet.”
 

Edited 10 hours ago by iccrewman112

[BuffaloButt]

That's mean!😋

[Conlan58]

"Billy, this is Xavier Worthy. A little small, but fast, shifty, good hands, and a moveable chess piece that can score from anywhere, at any given time. The only problem is, the Bills pick before us, and they couldn't possibly be stupid enough to trade us their spot again after we swindled them out of Mahomes a few years ago."

 

-Brett Veach, Probably.

[SydneyBillsFan]

This really is a dangerous thread for a Bills fan suffering from clinical depression as this could cause them to make a beeline straight for the shaving cabinet. Or the medication cabinet.

[Goin Breakdown]

1 hour ago, SydneyBillsFan said:

This really is a dangerous thread for a Bills fan suffering from clinical depression as this could cause them to make a beeline straight for the shaving cabinet. Or the medication cabinet.

You ok?

[iccrewman112]

3 hours ago, Conlan58 said:

"Billy, this is Xavier Worthy. A little small, but fast, shifty, good hands, and a moveable chess piece that can score from anywhere, at any given time. The only problem is, the Bills pick before us, and they couldn't possibly be stupid enough to trade us their spot again after we swindled them out of Mahomes a few years ago."

 

-Brett Veach, Probably.

I expected Worhty would come up.

 

I’m thinking it would be 

 

“his defect is we wouldn’t know how to utilize him on offense”

[Fleezoid]

"Billy, this is the captain."

"Billy, ever seen a grown man naked?"

[dorquemada]

this thread is gold already

"Billy, this is Landon Jackson.  He was really good on a mediocre team and has intangibles, and looks like the Thenns from Game of Thrones.  He may not contribute immediately, or ever, but he's so perfectly on brand for us I can't see us not taking him"