Alaska Darin Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 To her cellmate Bertha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 She should have had her trial moved to Cali.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brihs2005 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 She might not be able to make it out of there alive. I think she is the most oversexed human being alive and unless they put her in a co-ed cell block she is not going to be able to go 366 days without the big D! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 I'd do her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JarHeadJim Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 I'm sure it's a proublem she will learn to lick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 To her cellmate Bertha 376028[/snapback] here's an excerpt: ---------- The gun battle happened outside WQHT-FM, known as Hot 97, when Lil’ Kim’s entourage crossed paths with a rival rap group, Capone-N-Noreaga. Lil’ Kim’s group confronted the others about the Capone-N-Noreaga song “Bang, Bang” that contained an insult to Lil’ Kim from rival Foxy Brown. One man was hurt in the shootout that followed. Hot 97 is the same station where the posses of 50 Cent and The Game traded bullets in February. At the trial, Lil’ Kim testified that she had a falling out after the shooting with Butler and with Antoine “Banger” Spain and James “Lil’ Cease” Lloyd, the two witnesses who said they saw her with Butler and Jackson. She said they were freeloading at her New Jersey townhouse. “I was just fed up,” she told jurors. “They were taking advantage of me.” ----------- i am SO white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 here's an excerpt: ---------- The gun battle happened outside WQHT-FM, known as Hot 97, when Lil’ Kim’s entourage crossed paths with a rival rap group, Capone-N-Noreaga. Lil’ Kim’s group confronted the others about the Capone-N-Noreaga song “Bang, Bang” that contained an insult to Lil’ Kim from rival Foxy Brown. One man was hurt in the shootout that followed. Hot 97 is the same station where the posses of 50 Cent and The Game traded bullets in February. At the trial, Lil’ Kim testified that she had a falling out after the shooting with Butler and with Antoine “Banger” Spain and James “Lil’ Cease” Lloyd, the two witnesses who said they saw her with Butler and Jackson. She said they were freeloading at her New Jersey townhouse. “I was just fed up,” she told jurors. “They were taking advantage of me.” ----------- i am SO white. 376114[/snapback] I can't believe that's not the script to 70's Shaft movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 Maybe BF will send her some fan mail in prision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 In other news, her record sales increased 60% today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frez Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 I'd do her. 376090[/snapback] I'd bang that like a screen door in a hurricane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted July 7, 2005 Author Share Posted July 7, 2005 I'd bang that like a screen door in a hurricane! 376163[/snapback] The STD clinic will appreciate your business. Remember, Valtrex doesn't prevent the spread of Herpes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frez Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 The STD clinic will appreciate your business. Remember, Valtrex doesn't prevent the spread of Herpes. 376168[/snapback] Sounds like you been there uh? Did you eat it too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted July 7, 2005 Author Share Posted July 7, 2005 Sounds like you been there uh? 376173[/snapback] Nope, but I was in the military and got to watch alot of my friends and coworkers make the walk of shame (and even better return to work with their battle stories of having a wooden Q-tip shoved in their urethra - good times). Currently ONE out of FIVE adults in the US have Herpes, with another million being infected each year. I wouldn't touch Lil' Kim with Stojan's SoCalSurf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 I didn't say I wouldn't wear a jimmy hat. Or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 Nope, but I was in the military and got to watch alot of my friends and coworkers make the walk of shame (and even better return to work with their battle stories of having a wooden Q-tip shoved in their urethra - good times). Currently ONE out of FIVE adults in the US have Herpes, with another million being infected each year. I wouldn't touch Lil' Kim with Stojan's SoCalSurf. 376186[/snapback] It was the same way when I was in the military. I remember them bringing a stripper back to the barracks. They would line up in the hallway to have a turn with her. Ironically, they would all line up to go to the clinic later on. Stupid !@#$ers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 In other news, her record sales increased 60% today 376157[/snapback] Yup, it's all 'bout the street cred. If she's lucky, they'll put her in "white collar resort prison", separate from the inmate population. When she gets out, her "cash money" will be more than before now that she's legit.. or something. Word. -Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mary owen Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 I'd do her. 376090[/snapback] .....there ain't too many I wouldn't do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Britbillsfan Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 It was the same way when I was in the military. I remember them bringing a stripper back to the barracks. They would line up in the hallway to have a turn with her. Ironically, they would all line up to go to the clinic later on. Stupid !@#$ers... 376192[/snapback] Not ironic. Just predictable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 She's probably looking at it like it'll be research for the authentic slammer experience that she'll foist on the public in her album to be released two weeks after her release. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 It was the same way when I was in the military. I remember them bringing a stripper back to the barracks. They would line up in the hallway to have a turn with her. Ironically, they would all line up to go to the clinic later on. Stupid !@#$ers... 376192[/snapback] LOL...and half the time the girl wasn't even good looking. The guys in my battalion would find the nastiest, toothless, skankiest trailer trash girls and do the same thing. They'd always ask me, I'd be like "Uh, no." Last thing I wanted was a case of VD *AND* a baby out there that looked like me that I didn't know about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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