Tux of Borg Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 What's the best one line insult you have ever heard? It can be from the wall, a movie, or anywhere else you can think of. "your mom should have swallowed you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I am all out of bubble gum" -Roddy Roddy Piper (They Live) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 your mama's so poor, i saw her kicking a tin can down the street and i asked, "what are you doing?" and she said, "moving." (white men can't jump) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 Who spit in your test tube you regurgitated sack of aids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCDAWG Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 The best part of you ran down the crack of your mommy a$$ and made a brown stain on the sheet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch19079 Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 Who spit in your test tube you regurgitated sack of aids. 374120[/snapback] i have to say, that is teh best one i have ever heard. its so wrong in so many ways... nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brihs2005 Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 "Don't think Axel! Makes my dick itch!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 "Remember when you had lots of friends and were really popular? Yeah...neither does anyone else." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 "You are really too stupid to be alive." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 at 5'8 i get alot of short jokes, but the best i heard came from a superficial little B word i tried to pick up. She put her hand above my head and said...Ever been to Busch Gardens and see the signs "You must be this tall to ride" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CajunBillsBacker Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 It was actually a post by kegtapr, talking to wwovince last week I believe. Can't remember it word for word, but it went something like "Out of a million bits of sperm, I can't believe you were the fastest". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpbillsfan Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 This isn't an insult, but the funniest one liner I think I've ever heard was from a co-worker who said "he was so poor he had to jerk off the dog to feed his cat". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nirvjam Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Since Marv Levy liked to quote Winston Churchill, this exchange between Lady Astor and Churchill fits this topic nicely: At an elegant dinner party, Lady Astor once leaned across the table to remark, "If you were my husband, Winston, I'd poison your coffee." Churchill immediately replied: "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it." I've always thought that was a killer one-line comeback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 You've got a pretty big a$$ for a white chick. I call that one "The ice breaker." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyInMalta Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 "How did you manage to dodge the coat-hanger for 9 months?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 "Hey, who's the virgin in the coat?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Can't believe I forgot this one and it's in my sig to boot "Were you born a congenital idiot or did you suffer some horrible accident as a child?" - JoeSixPack 07/01/05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaithfulFan Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 classic comeback to an insult to you in mixed company is: I've been called worse by better people. or if not in mixed company: Yo mama so fat when she stepped in front of the t.v., I missed two episodes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 From Entourage last week You carry less weight than Laura Flynn Boyle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Read any post by AD, aka Mr.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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