OT - A little humor for TBD hotties.

[Pete]

When men go #2 they wee sitting down at the same time.  There is no shame in that.  Sometimes when men wee standing up the stream splits at the point of departure and (if you are tall like I am) only one of the two streams will go in the bowl.  The other stream is going to go on the floor.  This is a fact that many men will deny but the stains on the bathroom floor will prove to be true. 

 

Before I married my wife I changed to either sitting down to wee OR I get on my knees in front of the bowl and pee that way.  Eiher way it all goes in the bowl every time and not on the floor.  My wife appreciates this behavior and I don't see the point in peeing on the floor of the bathroom in my own house.

 

As for you being a cat owner ... bless your heart 

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[mead107]

Sorry guys. As a woman and a cat owner - I've gotta' get a little revenge occasionally 

Why Do Men Wee - - Standing Up?

 

 

God was just about done creating man, but he had two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve.

 

He thought He might just as well ask them.

 

He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to wee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."

 

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have.  Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy.

 

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it.

 

So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to wee standing up.

 

Adam was so excited he just started weeing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see  if he could hit a stump three metres away - laughing with delight all the while.

 

God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left.

 

"What's it called?" asked Eve.

 

"Brains", said God.

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if god didn't give us that little toy what would we play with ?

[C.Biscuit97]

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman. He said, "This person will cook for you and

wash your clothes, she will always agree with every

decision you make. She will bear you children and never

ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take

care of them. She will not nag you, and will always

be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had

a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and

will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam replied, "What can

I get for just a rib?" the rest is history.

[Buffal0 Bill5]

When men go #2 they wee sitting down at the same time.  There is no shame in that.  Sometimes when men wee standing up the stream splits at the point of departure and (if you are tall like I am) only one of the two streams will go in the bowl.  The other stream is going to go on the floor.  This is a fact that many men will deny but the stains on the bathroom floor will prove to be true. 

 

Before I married my wife I changed to either sitting down to wee OR I get on my knees in front of the bowl and pee that way.  Eiher way it all goes in the bowl every time and not on the floor.  My wife appreciates this behavior and I don't see the point in peeing on the floor of the bathroom in my own house.

 

As for you being a cat owner ... bless your heart 

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You should just start peeing in the shower, and rinsing it down. It's alot easier to hit. I assume no other males live in your home, what with your comittment to knee wizzing and all. I have never, I repeat, never done a double stream. If I did I would admit it because it sounds pretty cool.

[BuffOrange]

When men go #2 they wee sitting down at the same time.  There is no shame in that.  Sometimes when men wee standing up the stream splits at the point of departure and (if you are tall like I am) only one of the two streams will go in the bowl.  The other stream is going to go on the floor.  This is a fact that many men will deny but the stains on the bathroom floor will prove to be true. 

 

Before I married my wife I changed to either sitting down to wee OR I get on my knees in front of the bowl and pee that way.  Eiher way it all goes in the bowl every time and not on the floor.  My wife appreciates this behavior and I don't see the point in peeing on the floor of the bathroom in my own house.

 

As for you being a cat owner ... bless your heart 

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How do you pee out of your vagina if you're on your knees?

[KD in CA]

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"  Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman. He said, "This person will cook for you and

wash your clothes, she will always agree with every

decision you make. She will bear you children and never

ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take

care of them. She will not nag you, and will always

be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had

a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and

will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam replied, "What can

I get for just a rib?" the rest is history. 

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