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When Pete heard that the strike in Iran was launched from "Whiteman Air Force Base" in Missouri, he was shocked.

 

He stated that if he had been appointed a civilian position in DOD instead on Treasury Secretary, on his first day he would have commandeered one of the small jets the military uses for VIP transports, been flown to a civilian airport near Knob Noster, MO., SUV'ed it to a spot a mile away from the main gate, then helmeted and goggled up and pedaled to the main gate, and using non VOC paint and a recycled paint brush and hand painted over any sign using the traumatizing, divisive moniker.   

 

"Whiteman just won't do, at least on my watch," he was heard to claim.

 

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