B-Man Posted August 26 Posted August 26 Genius Trump Enacts Plan To Dumb Down Chinese Population By Inviting Them To Attend American Universities https://babylonbee.com/news/genius-trump-enacts-plan-to-dumb-down-chinese-population-by-inviting-them-to-attend-american-universities
B-Man Posted September 3 Posted September 3 Trump has been occasionally posting in lowercase on social media, and his posts have been more coherent: This is not normal. He is sometimes seen sitting down: A sure sign of failing health. Obviously weak. He only managed to eat eight Big Macs today: It's like he's slowly fading away. The man's frickin' 80 or something: Obviously, anyone over 80 years old is at death's door. Trump shakes hands with nobody, says nonsense, and wanders around aimlessly: Oh, wait, that was the last guy. He shot a mere 36 on the links this weekend: Sources close to Trump say he's a shadow of his usual 24. He only works 23 hours a day now: A shocking decline in stamina. JD Vance beat him at Super Smash Bros. yesterday: This NEVER used to happen. Trump's losing his touch. He introduced just 68 new tariffs in the last eight hours: This drop in productivity is concerning. Trump's normally tangerine skin color is slowly fading to a burnt sienna hue: The end is near. https://babylonbee.com/news/10-irrefutable-signs-trumps-health-is-declining 1
The Frankish Reich Posted September 13 Posted September 13 I could explain why this is a better constructed joke headline, but you know what they say about explaining a joke.
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