Campy Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 That's what I hate. Them realizing they got the story wrong AFTER you paid big $$$ for an attorney. 289091[/snapback] It didn't cost me anything, the attorney owed me three grand for some coke I fronted him. Just kidding... But I swear on my mother's grave this part is true - my attorney's name was Woody Crook. His partner's last name was Chase, they were Crook and Chase, Attorneys at Law. Maybe it's just me, but I still laugh when I think about that name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF_in_Indiana Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 I have one of those. My daughter stole it. 289415[/snapback] Several years ago we went just across the state line into Michigan and saw a movie. It was the middle of winter and we had a car load of people and a truck with a couple people in it as well. Now having been through this area several times (you have to take the interstate up there) we had noticed that there were several road barrels blocking off an exit on the way back into Indiana. Well Those of us in the car played lookout and Rudy and another friend jacked the road barrel. They threw it in the back of this guys truck and we all took off. Well the trouble was, there was nothing to conceal the barrel and Rudy was forced to lay on top of it for about 15 miles with no coat on int he middle of winter. Ask him how cold it was when we come to the opener. It was very funny. We eventually spray painted a bunch of obscenities on it and threw it in the front yard of the vice principal of the high school. Good times, good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Fighting at Hamburg Beach back in the summer of 89 or 90. 3 misdemeanor charges and one felony assault. In the end, my buddies and I were exonerated and the record was expunged. 288758[/snapback] What were you fighting for, CLEAN WATER???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stussy109 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 He also wrote me a ticket for going 21 over the speed limit....And he treated me like a CRIMINAL PUNK the entire time... I was held for about 5 hours, in a god da*n cell, roughed up by some "gang-like" members...Pushed, shoved, and slapped in the head.... I ended up having to take driving lessons, pay much more expensive auto insurance, I had to go to court twice, and pay a few hundred dollars in fines... The speeding ticket was a *TOTAL* fabrication..... It was one of the worst experiences in my life and I surely hope he was the first person to lose his job due to budget cuts...He really got off on this, but hopefully I have the last laugh.. 289098[/snapback] No lawsuit... I'd be pissed and stop short at nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talonz Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 No lawsuit... I'd be pissed and stop short at nothing. 289502[/snapback] Problem is the Sheriff treated me poorly and was really just being a hot dog prick, but he was within his juristiction legally by detaining me and then "taking me in" , handcuffs and all.. The call was totally HIS. He could of just let me off with a warning to take care of the $50.00 ticket, but obviously he was bored and had to find someone smaller than him to push around. He cuffed me, had my car towed ( $125.00 - towed a total of 1/8th of a mile from arrest spot ), he took me to the little sheriff station on the island to do paperwork, then put me back into the cruiser, took me downtown, had me booked, processed, fingerprints, photo, strip, thrown in cage with 5-6 punk thugs in the same gang ( I think), made a call and got bailed for like $100.00 later that morning.. On top of everything I had to walk 3 city blocks BAREFOOT to my family members car.... Yes, it sucked... The whole ordeal from start to finish cost me about $600.00 + insurance boost at the time. Sad...Sad that some people in society abuse thier "power"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lamb Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 If yes....tell what for. And no embellishing allowed! Since, I am starting this thread...I will go first. No - and after almost 10 years on the UB campus - I attribute it to knowing all the Campus Security dudes and helping them as much as they helped us - after 5 years in the dorms (never as a RA) - the police and some of the dorm veterans took care of the scumbags - quietly. I still can't believe what some guys did to girls and vice-versa - mostly guys though. But that was back in the '70's Anyway - the time I almost got arrested was in Charlotte (RaChaCha) back in the early 80's at one of the Sailfest weekends. I was there with wife, baby child and MIL - a hot day - very crowded. Charlotte was one of my old neighborhoods. The women were off resting in the shade and I went yonder - to the port-o-lets. In front of me broke out a brawl because an old man (lived in neighborhood) got pissed at some punk pissing in his yard (not - port-o-let). A 2x4 was in the old man's hands and he was trying to giving the punk an adjustment. The punk had friends and the 2x4 changed hands as I happened across the scene. Now, I'm not fond of seeing old men get their ass whooped - so - I took the 2x4 away from the punk - just as the RPD mounted team showed up. Horses cut a wide swath. The old man decided since I now held possession of the 2x4 - I was the butthead of the moment. There was mass confusion and many people swarming - but some, little black dude (who was paying attention) said to me 'get out of here' - which I did and tried to dig a very small hole afterwards. The mounted police searched the area thoroughly but I hid behind the MIL who could scare away - well you figure it out - I have never broken a fight up since - if it was "even" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Yeah twice Once for tagging on a van. No charges were pressed , and once for public intoxication/ public urination urinating on a police vehicle. (Not that the cops caught me but I was 15 and didn't know at the time cop cars had video cameras on them ) never spent any time in prison but was brought into the station where I just sat till they let me go. Nothing on my record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Yes..Here is my story - It was about 12-13 years ago - I was just married..I took my wife to her morning gig..She worked at a small market/gas station - 6 AM - whatever.. Anyways.. I was driving back, it was just becoming daylight and I was on Grand Island....I saw a cop coming from about a mile away ...Very easy to spot since there was no traffic and Grand Island Blvd is flat as can be...ANYWAYS>. I was going UNDER the speed limit..I know this for a FACT..I checked it as soon as I saw him and then again as he passed me... He pulled me over about 1 minute later...He was a Erie County Sheriff...Long story short, HE WAS A FREAKING PRICK FOR NO REASON.. I have only been pulled over one other time in my life about 6 months before this...It was for having tinted windows on the same car I had during this same traffic stop... An Amherst cop ( very nice BTW ) pulled me over, tested my windows and found they were too dark..No biggie...I had a ticket stating that if I had the tint removed within I think 72 hours and the shop sign the ticket, the charge( fine ) would be dropped.... I had that done, sent the ticket in, end of story ..Right?? NOPE... Back to the traffic stop on Grand Island.. This part is funny - Because I took my wife into work and was planning on going back to bed I had on UGLY ass JAMS ( remember those ? ) .. no shirt, a bills jacket , and NO SHOES OR SOCKS.. Guess what? I still had a ticket in the system from months before for the stupid tinted windows that the damn sheriff saw I didn't have anymore...THe fine was only like $50.00, which again I didn't have to pay as long as I had the tint removed ( which I did)... HE ARRESTED ME! Yes....ARRESTED... He JOKED on the radio with his supervisor about it while I was in the back of the cruiser... He took me down to Erie County Holding dressed like a male prostitute... He also wrote me a ticket for going 21 over the speed limit....And he treated me like a CRIMINAL PUNK the entire time... I was held for about 5 hours, in a god da*n cell, roughed up by some "gang-like" members...Pushed, shoved, and slapped in the head.... I ended up having to take driving lessons, pay much more expensive auto insurance, I had to go to court twice, and pay a few hundred dollars in fines... The speeding ticket was a *TOTAL* fabrication..... It was one of the worst experiences in my life and I surely hope he was the first person to lose his job due to budget cuts...He really got off on this, but hopefully I have the last laugh.. 289098[/snapback] Just reading through this thread. I noticed you had NO shoes? I am pretty sure that you HAVE to be wearing shoes while driving? Can anybody varify this? I always thought they could ticket you alone for this? Anyway, seems like you got a raw deal! Probably taught you a lesson, never go out in public dressed like that? Had to suck?... For some reason I hear my mother preaching to me! BTW... I have NEVER been arrested. In 20 years of driving, got two tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalkie Gerzowski Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 My neighbor growing up was the typical storybook pr!ck. He would take the baseball, football, whiffleball that landed in his yard. Always yelling at me and my friends for breathing his air. A real old bastage. One day when I was 13, I came home from school to see my other neighbor shoveling my driveway. I asked her (60 year old lady) what she was doing. It turns out that her boyfriend had plowed our driveway, but the old bastage came out and shoveled the snow back into the driveway. He claimed that it would melt and run into his basement. She caught him doing it and cursed him back indoors. That night, I got out my trusty Crossman and put one into each one of his basement windows. That way some water would definitely get into his precious basement. A week later, a cop came into my dad's store where I was working. He read me my rights and asked me if I had done this crime. I lied and lied and lied. Then I lied some more. My dad was watching the whole time. Later that week, the juvenile officer (my friend's dad) came by the house and questioned me some more. I stone walled him, too. He showed me some forensic evidence (the BBs found at the scene matched the BBs in my gun). I pointed out that there were only two BB manufacturers in the US at the time, so there was a 50-50 chance anyway. They said that the BBs came from our driveway and that he knew about the disagreements we've had with the neighbor. Motive, means, opportunity. Slam dunk, right? I kept up the Sitting Bull routine, and nothing ever came of it. Cut to my folks living room 9 years later in another town. My dad says, "I read in the hometown paper that so-and-so (the bastage neighbor) died." I look at my dad and said, "Yeah? Good." He cocks his head sideways and asks, "Did you shoot out those windows?" A smile creeps across my face, "You're goddamn right, I did." Dad says, "Okay. I won't tell your mother." Questioned? Yes. Arrested? No. Convicted? No. 289153[/snapback] Awesome! "Sitting Bull Routine".....LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerJ Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 I got a ticket for a headlight being out on my car once. Pretty dull isn't it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 The mounted police searched the area thoroughly but I hid behind the MIL who could scare away - well you figure it out - I have never broken a fight up since - if it was "even" 289504[/snapback] How big is your MIL that you could hide behind her? 7'? Or did you mean figuratively? For the record, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 I got a ticket for a headlight being out on my car once. Pretty dull isn't it. 289578[/snapback] I knew you were nothing but trouble from the first post I saw of yours, but never imagined you'd be that bad.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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