WhoTom Posted July 17, 2018 Posted July 17, 2018 On 7/17/2018 at 5:20 PM, Royale with Cheese said: You guys probably needed to do a warm up exercise to get you a little more comfortable with each other. Something like name 5 things you already like about the other person or talk about your worst break up. It'll relax you. I think you would feel better if you know the guy on a deeper level before he sticks his finger in your ***. Expand He didn't even buy me dinner first.
Royale with Cheese Posted July 17, 2018 Author Posted July 17, 2018 On 7/17/2018 at 7:03 PM, WhoTom said: He didn't even buy me dinner first. Expand In this case, dinner before.
GoBills808 Posted July 17, 2018 Posted July 17, 2018 I don't do physicals. I don't even have health insurance. I pay 100% of employees plan (that's the Cadillac drug/vision/dental rider w/acupuncture and chiropractic) but I am in such peak physical condition the $$$ I've spent in the last 5 years on ER visits (only two: one for a gash on my leg from a hog we were hunting down on the farm, cornered it in a pile of guinegrass and it ripped me up to the tune of 35 staples, the other when I got battery acid in my eye PRO TIP ALWAYS WEAR SAFETY GOGGLES WHEN DOING LITERALLY ANYTHING) is way cheaper than paying for a personal plan. Physicals...pfft. Drink a gallon of water a day and eat a lot of vegetables. Guaranteed to keep the average American healthy enough to offset the daily coffee/cigarette/cocaine breakfast of champions.
Saxum Posted July 17, 2018 Posted July 17, 2018 On 7/17/2018 at 7:12 PM, GoBills808 said: Physicals...pfft. Drink a gallon of water a day and eat a lot of vegetables. Guaranteed to keep the average American healthy enough to offset the daily coffee/cigarette/cocaine breakfast of champions. Expand Had a good friend who was vegetarian and drank water like a fish. He died from colon cancer. Guarantee null and void.
/dev/null Posted July 17, 2018 Posted July 17, 2018 On 7/17/2018 at 10:41 PM, Limeaid said: Had a good friend who was vegetarian and drank water like a fish. He died from colon cancer. Guarantee null and void. Expand what does this have to do with me? and who is this void character?
GoBills808 Posted July 17, 2018 Posted July 17, 2018 On 7/17/2018 at 10:41 PM, Limeaid said: Had a good friend who was vegetarian and drank water like a fish. He died from colon cancer. Guarantee null and void. Expand Health is primarily genetics. Much like stupidity.
Gray Beard Posted July 17, 2018 Posted July 17, 2018 On 7/16/2018 at 9:33 PM, Johnny Hammersticks said: My insurance is pretty decent, so I have been going every March for a comprehensive physical including a complete blood work-up. The doctor hasn’t asked to stick a finger up my ass yet. When can I expect that joyous examination to begin? I turn 40 in February. Expand Just make sure he doesn’t have one hand on each of your shoulders when the “exam” takes place. 1
Saxum Posted July 17, 2018 Posted July 17, 2018 On 7/17/2018 at 11:03 PM, GoBills808 said: Health is primarily genetics. Much like stupidity. Expand Is making unsupported guarantees genetics or more like stupidity?
GoBills808 Posted July 17, 2018 Posted July 17, 2018 On 7/17/2018 at 11:07 PM, Limeaid said: Is making unsupported guarantees genetics or more like stupidity? Expand It's right around wherever cocaine comprises part of a balanced breakfast. You !@#$ing imbecile. 1
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