bobs0108 Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 How did we win the "best sports fans" http://m.buffalobills.com/news/article-1/Bills-named-Responsibility-Bowl-champs-for-third-consecutive-year/429ebb48-9b94-42b8-83c3-cf3204586b49 And then have the opposite stated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolishDave Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 It is because we drink more beer per capita... When you have the most drunks per capita, it stands to reason that you will also have the most people asking for a ride home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 ....but the really drunk ones drop out of the upper bowl and catch a ride in an ambulance. Uber isn't an option, so this is creative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarleyNY Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Obviously it's the fine tailgating we partake in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeMonkey Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 From the thread title I was expecting: 1) win for the drunkest fans 2) win for the fans most likely to set themselves on fire (See #1) 3) win for the fans most likely to break their leg jumping through a table (See #1) 4) win for the fans most likely to kill themselves or others falling out of the top deck of the stadium (See #1) 5) win for the fans having sex out in the open while tailgating (See #1) ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 From the thread title I was expecting: 1) win for the drunkest fans 2) win for the fans most likely to set themselves on fire (See #1) 3) win for the fans most likely to break their leg jumping through a table (See #1) 4) win for the fans most likely to kill themselves or others falling out of the top deck of the stadium (See #1) 5) win for the fans having sex out in the open while tailgating (See #1) ... Apparently #1 is critical to winning! We're #1!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaccof Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 From the thread title I was expecting: 1) win for the drunkest fans 2) win for the fans most likely to set themselves on fire (See #1) 3) win for the fans most likely to break their leg jumping through a table (See #1) 4) win for the fans most likely to kill themselves or others falling out of the top deck of the stadium (See #1) 5) win for the fans having sex out in the open while tailgating (See #1) ... +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 this is hilarious. i've been sober for 2 games in 5 years. 2 of them buzzed. one of them drunk. two tailgates i was lit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolishDave Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 I forget which game it was but... They were giving something cool out when you entered the stadium. It was something out of the ordinary. Normally there are people handing those things out right as you walk in the gate. This time they were out of whatever it was they were giving away. My wife signed up to be a designated driver. If you signed up to be a DD, you got one the things they were handing out that day. The guest services booth still had plenty of supply. So I walked/stumbled my drunken beer/whiskey breathed self over to the DD booth and signed up as a DD. They slapped a wrist band on me. They gave me the gift item. I asked for 2 of them. They handed over the second one and thanked me for being a responsible driver. I was like (hiccup) yer weh come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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