aussiew Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 A Fairy told a married couple: "For being such an exemplary married couple for 35 years, I will give you each a wish." "I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband," said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and abracadabra! Two tickets appeared in her hands. Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime. So ... I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish was a wish. The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and ...abracadabra! Suddenly the husband was 90 years old. Men might be bastards. But Fairies are female Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CoachChuckDickerson Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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stuckincincy Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 A Fairy told a married couple: "For being such an exemplary married couple for 35 years, I will give you each a wish." "I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband," said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and abracadabra! Two tickets appeared in her hands. Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime. So ... I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish was a wish. The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and ...abracadabra! Suddenly the husband was 90 years old. Men might be bastards. But Fairies are female 251256[/snapback] 50 year-old woman visits the doctor, and tells her husband that he said she had the breasts of a 25 year-old. He says "Did he say anything about your 50 year-old a$$?". She replied, "No, he didn't mention your name". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 That's not funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 That's not funny! 251278[/snapback] You need a nap. Go lie down on the Green Couch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Wheels Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 This is like the guy who rubbed a lamp and asked a Genie for a weener that touches the floor. *Poof* and his legs fell off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 This is like the guy who rubbed a lamp and asked a Genie for a weener that touches the floor. *Poof* and his legs fell off. 251367[/snapback] Or the guy who told the genie he wouldn't mind a little head...and poof, his head shrunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Or the guy who told the genie he wouldn't mind a little head...and poof, his head shrunk. 251376[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Tarazan Having Sex One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree. "Horrified, she said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground, and spread her legs. "Here," she said, pointing, "You must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer, and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane screamed and rolled around in agony for several minutes. Eventually, she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" "Tarzan always check for bees." Now that's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hogboy Swine Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 This is a perfect example of the double standard we have here on TBD. Wy is it OK to tell jokes making fun of men, but not jokes making fun of women. In the interst of fairness and equality, I will make the following submissions: Q-Why do women have vaginas? A- So men will talk to them Q- Why do women have legs? A- So they don't leave a trail like a slug Q- Why did God make women? A- Because sheep can't cook Q- Why are wedding dresses white? A- So they will match the other kitchen appliances Q- What do you tell you wife when when she has two blak eyes? A-Nothing, you told her twice already Q-What does an abused woman do when she gets back from the emergency room? A-They dishes if she knows what's good for her I found your joke offensive...Now we are even Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted February 24, 2005 Author Share Posted February 24, 2005 This is a perfect example of the double standard we have here on TBD. Double standard? Now that's funny! How often do we get to ogle at beautiful young men? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Double standard? Now that's funny! How often do we get to ogle at beautiful young men? 251747[/snapback] Hopefully never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zona Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Double standard? Now that's funny! How often do we get to ogle at beautiful young men? 251747[/snapback] If you, and the other ladies here want to ogle young men, feel free to post a link like the guys do of women. It doesn't mean we have to look at your young men though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 If you, and the other ladies here want to ogle young men, feel free to post a link like the guys do of women. It doesn't mean we have to look at your young men though... 251774[/snapback] Training Camp is always a nice place to start...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon in Pasadena Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 But Fairies are female 251256[/snapback] Not where I work they ain't... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted February 24, 2005 Author Share Posted February 24, 2005 Training Camp is always a nice place to start...... Yup - only a few more months...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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