Pete Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 http://newsthump.com/2016/01/16/no-sanction-for-bbcs-carol-kirkwood-over-cold-as-fck-weather-forecast/ “It’s cold as !@#$.” “I’m sorry?” replied a visibly shocked Turnbill.“Cold. As. !@#$.” She repeated, forcefully.“Bastard cold. Shitting cold. Cold as an eskimo’s arse. Cold as a witch’s tit. Cold enough to worry any brass monkeys. It is abso-!@#$ing-lutely !@#$ing cold as !@#$ing !@#$.” She then dropped the mic and stalked off muttering about being a proper scientist, not a performing penguin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChevyVanMiller Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 It's a spoof website, so it's total fiction, but it is funny writing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 It's a spoof website, so it's total fiction Obviously. It was in the mid-30s on the North York Moors Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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