Joe Miner Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Who needs !@#$ing guns when I have drawer full of knives. If the NSA wasn't tracking you before, they are after this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Yeah but they're butter knives. Ever have your eyes carved out with a butter knife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Ever have your eyes carved out with a butter knife? Easy man, just put the assault knife away. See, this is why we need restrictions on who can own or possess sharp/pointy objects. We need new laws and regulations for background/mental health checks prior to letting people like Chef Jim handle knives and limits on the amount of knives allowed in a drawer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Easy man, just put the assault knife away. See, this is why we need restrictions on who can own or possess sharp/pointy objects. We need new laws and regulations for background/mental health checks prior to letting people like Chef Jim handle knives and limits on the amount of knives allowed in a drawer. But Jim is a Chef. He is a licensed professional trained on the proper use of assault knives. But then again, Chef is a demading job and he may be suffering from PTSD like all those crazy vets the Dept of Homeland Security warned us about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Miner Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 A real chef doesn't need a drawer full of knives. Just 1 knife: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abLB7aTmnE4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 A real chef doesn't need a drawer full of knives. Just 1 knife: From what I can see, looks like a grainy video of somebody holding a phallic shaped object with the caption "6 tools in 1" Nope, not gonna watch that video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Miner Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 From what I can see, looks like a grainy video of somebody holding a phallic shaped object with the caption "6 tools in 1" Nope, not gonna watch that video At least it wasn't: 6" tools in 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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