Gavin in Va Beach Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 "Who's that guy she's with!?!" "Want me to take him out back, kick the sh-- out of him?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 "Nope, i dont think thats gonna have the distance..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 "Too high. Too high!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 "Oh bull sh--! I have a MUCH better body than she does!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 "That's not your plane. THIS is your plane." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theNose76 Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Rube in the second one... "Women -- can't live with 'em, and they can't pee standing up" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 OwnerB*tch: Here's a list of players we'll be inviting to camp. Exec1: I never heard of most of these guys. And the ones I do know are way past their prime. Exec2: Most of these guys never had a prime. Exec3: This guy here is dead OwnerB*tch: Cross him off then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Dorn: It says right here in my contract that I don't have to do any calisthenics I don't feel are necessary. What do you think of that? Manager: [drops contract on ground, unzips pants, urinates loudly on contract, walks off] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Vaughn: "I feel like a banker in this thing" Hayes: "What language is this?" Jake: "French" Vaugn:"Do they have any corndogs over there?" Jake: "forget it, I'll order" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zona Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 "Cerano wanted to sacrifice a chicken, so I got him a 20 piece bucket." Later, Mays says " we should have killed that damn Chicken" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Juuuuust a bit outside! 194279[/snapback] Ball 4 Ball 8 And Vaughn has walked the pitches on 12 straight pitches. How can these guys lay off pitches that close? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTW_BillsFan Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 "Nice catch Hayes, don't ever f'ing do that again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTW_BillsFan Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Blow me ump! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTW_BillsFan Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 At the party: Man: "Jake, what team do you play for?" Jake: "The Indians." Older Woman: "Here in Cleveland? I didn't know they still had a team." Jake: "Yea, we have uniforms and everything." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTW_BillsFan Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 "sh--, I've been cut already!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 HAYWOOD: Goin' somewhere, Meat? HAYES: About ninety feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 HAYWOOD: Goin' somewhere, Meat? HAYES: About ninety feet. 194530[/snapback] kinda hard to steal 2nd with your shoelace untied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 "Donovan, what brings you down here?" That's my name, so my friends are always saying that when I get to the bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Would you look at that. He hit the fuggin' bull. Man that ball got out of here in a hurry. I mean, anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don'cha think? oops wrong movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 If I ever...ever see you tank another play like you did today, I'm gonna cut your N**ts off and shove 'em down your f88$ing throat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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