ajzepp Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Nooooo....not a real live, ferocious Bengal tiger. I know probably many of you thought i meant a live tiger and perhaps I would be in grave danger. Rest assured, my friends....there are no tigers here. An NFL veteran of the Miami Dolphins and Cincinnati Bengals will be literally in my apartment tomorrow for about two hours. I will not breach professional trust and name names, of course, but it's kind of cool to be in the presence of NFL mediocrity. And by the way, somehow this particular player has been able to break the trend of NFL players going bankrupt and having eight baby mamas to allocate their hard earned money to...AMAZING!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Give us some help here. Why is he going to be there? Installing carpet? Selling insurance? Saving your soul? Why exactly 2 hours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 And I thought tooth-whitening parties were just an urban myth: http://www.3dwhite.com/crest-products/2-hour-express-whitestrips.aspx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted August 17, 2012 Author Share Posted August 17, 2012 Give us some help here. Why is he going to be there? Installing carpet? Selling insurance? Saving your soul? Why exactly 2 hours? Well, he's here to play the Falcons, and a very good friend of mine is a massage therapist. He's been her client for years and they're friends, and tomorrow she's setting up shop at my place. So he'll be here for probably about 90 min for the massage and then about a half hour of shooting the breeze. Just kinda cool to have an active NFL player hanging out at my pad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Well, he's here to play the Falcons, and a very good friend of mine is a massage therapist. He's been her client for years and they're friends, and tomorrow she's setting up shop at my place. So he'll be here for probably about 90 min for the massage and then about a half hour of shooting the breeze. Just kinda cool to have an active NFL player hanging out at my pad Will you provide the happy ending for his massage ... just kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Not sure I want a NFL player wearing just a towel in my apartment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Nooooo....not a real live, ferocious Bengal tiger. I know probably many of you thought i meant a live tiger and perhaps I would be in grave danger. Rest assured, my friends....there are no tigers here. An NFL veteran of the Miami Dolphins and Cincinnati Bengals will be literally in my apartment tomorrow for about two hours. I will not breach professional trust and name names, of course, but it's kind of cool to be in the presence of NFL mediocrity. And by the way, somehow this particular player has been able to break the trend of NFL players going bankrupt and having eight baby mamas to allocate their hard earned money to...AMAZING!!!! You're hanging out with an ex-Dolphin? !@#$ you. You're dead to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted August 17, 2012 Author Share Posted August 17, 2012 You're hanging out with an ex-Dolphin? !@#$ you. You're dead to me. Dude, you can trust me that I wouldn't betray you like that...not only did he see the error in his ways and left the Dolphins, the only significant injury he's sustained was when he played the Bills. So he learned his lesson...I have granted him forgiveness and I think you should, too! Will you provide the happy ending for his massage ... just kidding (If Jim Kelly shows up with him I'd consider it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 I would not have expected Jimbo and Jason to be friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Ex fins player on the Bengals? Micah Johnson or Jason Allen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted August 17, 2012 Author Share Posted August 17, 2012 I can neither confirm nor deny He may not even care if I say it....I'll check with him tomorrow. I know probably nobody really cares one way or the other, but I'll check anyway lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 I can neither confirm nor deny He may not even care if I say it....I'll check with him tomorrow. I know probably nobody really cares one way or the other, but I'll check anyway lol I need more hints, What collage did he go to? I am on a mission here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted August 17, 2012 Author Share Posted August 17, 2012 I need more hints, What collage did he go to? I am on a mission here lol, not even sure to be honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Nooooo....not a real live, ferocious Bengal tiger. I know probably many of you thought i meant a live tiger and perhaps I would be in grave danger. Rest assured, my friends....there are no tigers here. An NFL veteran of the Miami Dolphins and Cincinnati Bengals will be literally in my apartment tomorrow for about two hours. I will not breach professional trust and name names, of course, but it's kind of cool to be in the presence of NFL mediocrity. And by the way, somehow this particular player has been able to break the trend of NFL players going bankrupt and having eight baby mamas to allocate their hard earned money to...AMAZING!!!! When I read the title, I thought you meant one of these people was going to be in your apartment: http://www.bengals.com/cheerleaders/index.html Instead, you're more excited that it's a football player. Male nurse, indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Pretty cool, but if I had my choice...http://greenobles.com/data_images/susanna-hoffs/susanna-hoffs-06.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Chad Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Happy ending? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike In Illinois Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Donald Lee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Chad Johnson He was also injured in a game against the Bills. Don't know about him seeing the error in his ways and left the Dolphins though, they kind of kicked him to the curb. By his reaction, its Johnson or Allen......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted August 17, 2012 Author Share Posted August 17, 2012 When I read the title, I thought you meant one of these people was going to be in your apartment: http://www.bengals.c...ders/index.html Instead, you're more excited that it's a football player. Male nurse, indeed. Dude, of COURSE I'd be more excited about a football player being here than I would a bunch of trannies. Pretty cool, but if I had my choice...http://greenobles.co...na-hoffs-06.jpg She was so damn hot back in the 80s.... BTW, definitely not Ocho... When I read the title, I thought you meant one of these people was going to be in your apartment: http://www.bengals.c...ders/index.html Instead, you're more excited that it's a football player. Male nurse, indeed. http://www.bengals.com/team/cheerleaders/Megan/0fe6bbfa-7419-4bf2-9c53-0d368fe25452 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 [quote name=ajzepp' timestamp='1345228362' post='2532892' http://www.bengals.c...53-0d368fe25452 Wonder if she's the type that would sleep with her students. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 lol, not even sure to be honest Did you do an interview for your web show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted August 20, 2012 Author Share Posted August 20, 2012 Did you do an interview for your web show? Of course! I just need to bleep out all the swearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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