Buffalos#1Fan Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/ryan-fitzpatrick,26221/ I think this article brings up some pretty strong points.
Hapless Bills Fan Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 On 10/4/2011 at 7:18 AM, Buffalos#1Fan said: http://www.onionspor...zpatrick,26221/ I think this article brings up some pretty strong points. Humor is usually funny because it contains an element of truth. Most of both the "strong side" and "weak side" arguments were so wide of the mark for Fitz that they really weren't funny
DwightSchrute Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 "Refers to every game as a regatta" gave me a chuckle. http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/ryan-fitzpatrick,26221/
The Cincinnati Kid Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 Pretty funny. Clearly innaccurate in some areas, but funny nonetheless.
Wooderson Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 I liked "Answers all press conference questions with an appropriately cited 15-page essay"
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 check out the terrell pryor one of those, which was linked at the bottom of the fitz article. that was hilarious.
Captain Hindsight Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 "Somehow managed turning graduating from Harvard and excelling in his career a surprise success story"
johnnychemo Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 (edited) Best one is "Somehow managed to turn graduating from Harvard and excelling in his career into a surprising success story!" Damn you Captain Hindsight!!! A touch quicker..... Edited October 5, 2011 by johnnychemo
Captain Hindsight Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 On 10/5/2011 at 5:34 PM, johnnychemo said: Best one is "Somehow managed to turn graduating from Harvard and excelling in his career into a surprising success story!" Damn you Captain Hindsight!!! A touch quicker..... You should have typed quicker
San Jose Bills Fan Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011 I cringed and laughed when I read "Capable of leading Buffalo back to the playoff heartbreak its fans demand." "Couldn't get accepted to any SEC schools" was a chuckle.
BoBills20 Posted October 8, 2011 Posted October 8, 2011 http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/ryan-fitzpatrick,26221/ Good stuff
Offside Number 76 Posted October 8, 2011 Posted October 8, 2011 Very nice. The ethnic last name bit was the funniest, for me.
ajzepp Posted October 8, 2011 Posted October 8, 2011 On 10/8/2011 at 4:13 PM, Offsides Number 76 said: Very nice. The ethnic last name bit was the funniest, for me. Same here
RJ (not THAT RJ) Posted October 8, 2011 Posted October 8, 2011 This one was pretty funny too... http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/jerry-jones,18408/
SelmonSmith6378 Posted October 8, 2011 Posted October 8, 2011 On 10/5/2011 at 2:42 PM, The Cincinnati Kid said: Pretty funny. Clearly innaccurate in some areas, but funny nonetheless. xD, exactly what I was going to say!
Quester74 Posted October 9, 2011 Posted October 9, 2011 This one was very good, too! http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/bill-belichick,8352/
Pirate Angel Posted October 9, 2011 Posted October 9, 2011 The Kurt Warner one is great....."somehow managed to marry his older brother"........"is losing zip on his fumbles"
RJ (not THAT RJ) Posted October 9, 2011 Posted October 9, 2011 On 10/9/2011 at 1:58 PM, IslandBillsFan said: Lets win our regatta today! Fight Fiercely Harvard, Fight! Fight! Fight! Demonstrate to them our skill Albeit they possess the might Nonetheless, we have the will! How shall we celebrate our victory? We shall invite the whole team out for tea! (How jolly!) Throw that spheroid down the field And Fight! Fight! Fight!
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