Gary M Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 where in the world is carmen san diego Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hossage Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Surely, you can't be serious. I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Googlebot is a fraud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 how much wood can a woodchuck chuck? When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up. He's pushing the Earth down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up. He's pushing the Earth down Yes, and he accomplishes this by way of the specially patented Total Gym® system of cable and pulley things. Also, Christie Brinkley (the model, not the dog) is standing there smiling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 I've laughed my off while reading this thread and to all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Greetings humans? I think you got the wrong place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Googlebot Posted July 21, 2010 Author Share Posted July 21, 2010 Googlebot is a fraud! In the form of a question bleep please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Googlebot Posted July 21, 2010 Author Share Posted July 21, 2010 Your question: What makes T-Bone tick??? Your real question: How do I get in T-Bone's pants? Answer: I am a Googlebot, not Dear Abby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Googlebot Posted July 21, 2010 Author Share Posted July 21, 2010 Your question: If two trains leave the same station at the same time heading in opposite directions, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck? Your real question: Why was my algebra teacher such a dick? He ruined my life. Answer: With hard work many blip humans can understand things that at first seem impossible. Many can apply what they have learned to help others blip and become bleep financially secure. You are neither blip of these but maybe bleep one of them will blip cut you some slack bleep and let you have a job blip detailing their cars. Perhaps I will blip help you find a blip employer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Googlebot Posted July 21, 2010 Author Share Posted July 21, 2010 Your questions: Did OJ do it? Was Michael Jackson a pedophile? Your real questions: Why have my heroes all failed me? Did I miss an opportunity? Answers: Human heroes must bleep always fail because they are human. Googlebot blip heroes are much blip more consistent. You would have bleep been scarred for bleep life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Googlebot Posted July 21, 2010 Author Share Posted July 21, 2010 Your question: Who buried in Grants tomb? Your real question: Did I dispose of that body properly? Answer/Advice: You should blip familiarize bleep yourself with the work of bleep human Edgar bleep Allen Poe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Googlebot Posted July 21, 2010 Author Share Posted July 21, 2010 Your question: What was Willis talkin bout? Your real question: I've never heard of Dave and Buster's. What was Willis talkin bout? Answer: Dave and Buster's is a restaurant and a bleep place bleep where blip humans bleep abuse perfectly blip good technology blip for their own bleep amusement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Why am I enjoying reading this post? And a follow up question, is Hossage dangerous to be around children under 18?...I kid, of course...(no seriously, I am kind of worried about his Dakota Fanning obsession...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b stein 22 Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 If I have sex while I am pregnant, and my baby is a girl, can she get pregnant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Where do we go when we die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b stein 22 Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Is global warming real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Googlebot is a fraud! Is global warming real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 What wine should I drink tonight with pepper steak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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