Glory Bound Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Link - http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/...rmed/?related=1 Out of the Steel City There’s an idiot QB Who’s always in trouble Because of his wee wee The fans of that city Have a star they dread There’s only one solution OFF WITH HIS HEAD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I'm sure most will say so what-- 1) what's the over under on how many beers he drank? 2) what will it take for him to realize the gravity of the situation he's in? Does he not realize even an innocent thing could be terrible? At this point he can't afford a speeding ticket, he NEEDS to make the choice easy for goodell to reinstate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 If pissing in the woods on the back 9 is a crime, lock me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malazan Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Him and Vick should hang out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvermike Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 If pissing in the woods on the back 9 is a crime, lock me up. In most places it is in fact a crime. Either directly, or through the near-certain public indecency unless you piss through your pants. Doesn't mean that you should call the cops when you see it happen, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glory Bound Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 I'm sure most will say so what-- 1) what's the over under on how many beers he drank? 2) what will it take for him to realize the gravity of the situation he's in? Does he not realize even an innocent thing could be terrible? At this point he can't afford a speeding ticket, he NEEDS to make the choice easy for goodell to reinstate Although I was born & raised in the Buffalo area (went to Hamburg High...& worked across from the stadium... always a Bills fan), I have lived in PA for the last three decades...right in the heart of Steelers country. My job enables me to talk to tons of Steelers fans. The general consensus around here is that some things are bigger than football. Most folks here want him gone. Steelers pride is HUGE...just like in Buffalo, & he's viewed as a big ugly wart on Pittsburgh. Also, I heard so many stories about him - what a jerk he was - way before all the negative publicity. I honestly don't think he'll be able to repair his image in Pittsburgh. And you guys think we have quarterback problems..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Ok I went to Miami, have met Big Ben, and agree that he is an ass. I know he is in a mess of an image situation, but COME ON! If the cops were called every time someone picked a tree on a golf course and took a leak, golf would be illegal by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hossage Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Yeah my friends who partied with him at Miami agree he is a pretty major prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbuffalobob Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Seriously... if you don't like dick, don't live next to a golf course. If you do, watch more TV. Stupid B*T*H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoobydum Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 If pissing in the woods on the back 9 is a crime, lock me up. Yeah, I'd get taken away as well. I think I have peed in improper places like 150 times or more, don't most guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 does he not remind you of Ogre in Revenge of the Nerds? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VZ0-QV9ml2w/SSCl...Y/s320/ogre.bmp http://tyduffy.files.wordpress.com/2009/07...thlisberger.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meark Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 This is pretty freaking weak "story". This lady lives on a golf course but has never seen someone take a piss before? Oh I get it.. it's because she was told it was Ben Roethlisberger so she decided to to be a jackass and call the police.. I'm no fan of Ben.. but calling the police because someone took a piss on a golf course is pretty stupid.. that is unless he ran around waving his d**k at her.. which wouldn't surprise me. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Bill Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Seriously... if you don't like d**k, don't live next to a golf course. If you do, watch more TV. Stupid B*T*H. markinsd -- This is pretty freaking weak "story". This lady lives on a golf course but has never seen someone take a piss before? Oh I get it.. it's because she was told it was Ben Roethlisberger so she decided to to be a jackass and call the police.. I'm no fan of Ben.. but calling the police because someone took a piss on a golf course is pretty stupid.. that is unless he ran around waving his d**k at her.. which wouldn't surprise me. lol Really? We're gonna take this opportunity to start calling the lady names, and bad mouthing her? If some dope was takin' a piss in your mother's backyard -- she's the . . .????????????????? Look, I've played enough golf to get takin a leak halfway through the nine, and, no, she didn't need to call the cops on the dumba$$, but calling her names? He's an alleged sex offender and he's wavin his dick around. He's lucky she didn't start wavin a gun around -- that would have been within her rights as well as callin the cops. stupid story, stupid golfer, let's not join the stupid parade! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conch Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 About time he got 5 to 10. Either send him to prison or trade him to the Bills. Both sentences would be harsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thoner7 Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 So Bens friend needs to urinate, and instead of pissing his pants he pees on the ground. I have no problem with that. Its natural after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glory Bound Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 This is pretty freaking weak "story". This lady lives on a golf course but has never seen someone take a piss before? Oh I get it.. it's because she was told it was Ben Roethlisberger so she decided to to be a jackass and call the police.. I'm no fan of Ben.. but calling the police because someone took a piss on a golf course is pretty stupid.. that is unless he ran around waving his d**k at her.. which wouldn't surprise me. lol And herein lies the problem - & why Rooney needs to send him packing. If this was Ferdinand Jones from Hoboken peeing on the back nine, she would have laughed & walked away. But when she realized it was this famous predator, she felt she had an obligation. Even if this dude becomes a choir boy, people will be gunnin' for him...even if he's innocent, he'll be guilty. And why don't golf courses have porta potty's here & there? I'm not a golfer, but hello?...hot sun = liquids to quench - & what goes in must come out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 So Bens friend needs to urinate, and instead of pissing his pants he pees on the ground. I have no problem with that. Its natural after all. It appears the woman saw someone, called the clubhouse and described them (big ben) and filed a complaint - cops show up, friend takes credit. Definitely not the end of the world, just when you are trying to have a suspension reduced.... You might want to keep your name away from anything remotely controversial. Also, I won't be surprised if alcohol restrictions are part of his punishment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoretalk Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 And herein lies the problem - & why Rooney needs to send him packing. If this was Ferdinand Jones from Hoboken peeing on the back nine, she would have laughed & walked away. But when she realized it was this famous predator, she felt she had an obligation. Even if this dude becomes a choir boy, people will be gunnin' for him...even if he's innocent, he'll be guilty. And why don't golf courses have porta potty's here & there? I'm not a golfer, but hello?...hot sun = liquids to quench - & what goes in must come out. Ok, first this is just an unbelievable story ... not that it didn't happen but first question is why would anyone watch a bunch of golfers going around playing unless you knew who they were. Second, although I haven't played golf in many years, I remember being caught somewhere on the course with nature's needs having to be relieved. I would find that secluded spot to take care of things and I always did wonder why no porta-potties. Finally, Big Ben just needs to watch every single step he takes in public. Better yet, he needs to hide from the public. I am so hoping that Spiller turns out to be the outstanding person he seems to be so far but money has its way of corrupting ...can you image how this board would be in Big Ben was ours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Seriously... if you don't like d**k, don't live next to a golf course. If you do, watch more TV. Stupid B*T*H. No way she could have avoided seeing him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Although I was born & raised in the Buffalo area (went to Hamburg High...& worked across from the stadium... always a Bills fan), I have lived in PA for the last three decades...right in the heart of Steelers country. My job enables me to talk to tons of Steelers fans. The general consensus around here is that some things are bigger than football. Most folks here want him gone. Steelers pride is HUGE...just like in Buffalo, & he's viewed as a big ugly wart on Pittsburgh. Also, I heard so many stories about him - what a jerk he was - way before all the negative publicity. I honestly don't think he'll be able to repair his image in Pittsburgh. And you guys think we have quarterback problems..... Yeah, until he wins his first game this season. Come on, Steelers fans are no different or better than any others. If he continues to win, all sins will be ignored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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