transient Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 The Bills are so bad that, in an effort to find a quality product that fans can "Bill-ieve" in, Russ Brandon started selling tickets to the offseason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 It takes them 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsRUs Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 The Bills are sooo bad that even Keanu Reeves and the rest of the cast of "The Replacements" couldn't save them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 The Bills are so bad, I had to adopt another NFL team so my Sundays woudln't be a total letdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Las Vegas Calling... Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 The Bills are so bad that TO became boring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Las Vegas Calling... Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Why do people have to be so negative about their favourite team? OK, we all know they're bad. We can see. Their are some positives of this team though, and i think we should talk about the positives instead of the negatives. Â Â There are no positives this year friend. Part of being a Bills fan is to joke about how bad this team is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 The Bills are so bad that even Chuck Norris cant save them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills in va Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Best answer wins an endorsed "No-Prize" from me. Here's one to start you off, "The Bills are so bad they've actually taken the sting out of losing." The Bills are so bad that if Jim Kelly returned this year he would have beaten out any QB on the roster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobillsinytown Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 The Bills are so bad that even Chuck Norris cant save them. Â Sacrilege! Chuck Norris can save anything.................if he wants to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Sacrilege! Chuck Norris can save anything.................if he wants to. Â Chuck Norris Does not drive a car to work, he carries one! Â Underneath Chuck Norris's beard is another fist... Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobillsinytown Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Chuck Norris Does not drive a car to work, he carries one! Underneath Chuck Norris's beard is another fist...   I see you've been to the Chuck Norris website! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Curt Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 The Buffalo Bills are so bad that.... Â 1. Not even 10 Million dollars a year can lure a proven coach. (Shanny, Cower, Holmgren, Gruden) Â 2. Earlier in the year, Pisa declined to come here as a free agent. Tony Gonzalez did not want to be traded here. Â 3. After the T.O. debacle and the comments made by Willis McGhee, I don't know if any free agents worth a darn will want to play for the Bills. Â 4. The Bills current offensive line probably could not start for UB. Â 5. The City of Buffalo is less of a joke than the Bills organization. Â 6. Long time fans are going to stop supporting the team even though they know the only way to keep the team in WNY is to support the team by going to the games. Â 7. I don't see the Bills making the playoffs anytime soon, even when a team who finished 1-15 made the playoffs the following year, the Bills seem to be three to five years away from making the playoffs. Â 8. They can't get Toronto to sellout games without giving away tickets for free. Â 9. The Detroit Lions and the Cleveland Brown franchises have more stability and a better reputation than our beloved Bills. The Bills have officially hit rock bottom and have surpassed the Oakland Raiders as the laughing stock of the NFL. At least the Raiders are in the San Francisco Bay Area, The Bay Area is a beautiful place to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Spartacus Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 This Bills have been down for so very damn long, that it looks like UP to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 The Bills are so bad that even Chuck Norris cant save them. Â What if he was named strength and conditioning coach and given free reign to buy as many Total Gyms as he deemed necessary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I see you've been to the Chuck Norris website! Â Of course Chuck Norris could play all the positions on offense at once and still win the super bowl!! Â What if he was named strength and conditioning coach and given free reign to buy as many Total Gyms as he deemed necessary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing '73 Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 What if he was named strength and conditioning coach and given free reign to buy as many Total Gyms as he deemed necessary? Â Â Make him GM. Do you think anyone would have told him no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilcape Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 The Buffalo Bills are so bad, i now don't regret getting their logo tattooed on my ass instead of my bicep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I see you've been to the Chuck Norris website! Â Chuck Norris thinks the Dos Equi's Most Interesting Man In The World is boring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endzone Animal Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 The Bills are so bad that other team's fans don't bother to dish out smack when they learn you're from Buffalo. More like just an apologetic look and an offering of sympathy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Hansen Forever Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 The Buffalo Bills are so bad, the living decendants of the Wild West Show star now only refer to him as William Cody. I darned near fell off my chair choking to death! Damn fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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