PastaJoe

Poor and hungry people do desperate things at times. But the shoplifters are a minority compared to the people just wanting to pay for nearby groceries.

You never give me your money You only give me your funny paper And in the middle of negotiations You break down

You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real p**sy wagon Greased lightnin' Go, greased lightnin', you're burning up the quarter mile (Greased lightnin', go, greased lightnin') Go, greased lightnin', you're coasting through the heat lap trials You are supreme, the chicks'll cream, for greased lightnin'

Well goodbye baby Yeah, well take my hand I don't want no woman, no Who can't have no man But someday baby, you ain't gonna trouble Poor me, anymore

If you should ever leave me Though life would still go on believe me The world could show nothing to me So what good would living do me God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows what I'd be without you

Life is a highway I wanna ride it all night long If you're goin' my way Well, I wanna drive it all night long

When you're near me like this You're much too hard to resist So, go away little girl Let's call it a day little girl Please, go away little girl, Before I beg you to stay.

When you're weary Feeling small When tears are in your eyes I'll dry them all I'm on your side Oh, when times get rough And friends just can't be found Like a bridge over troubled water I will lay me down Like a bridge over troubled water I will lay me down

Get yourself cooler Lay yourself low Coincidental murder With nothing to show When the judge's constipation Go to his head And his wife's aggravation You're soon enough dead It's the same old story Same old song and dance, my friend It's the same old story Same old song and dance, my friend

And here I go again on my own Goin' down the only road I've ever known Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone And I've made up my mind I ain't wasting no more time But here I go again

I was five and he was six We rode on horses made of sticks He wore black and I wore white He would always win the fight Bang bang, he shot me down Bang bang, I hit the ground Bang bang, that awful sound Bang bang, my baby shot me down

Caught me crawlin', baby, window Grass is very high Keep on crawlin' 'til the day I die Crawlin' King Snake And I rule my den You better give me what I want Gonna crawl no more

Whistling tunes We hide in the dunes by the seaside Whistling tunes We're kissing baboons in the jungle It's a knockout If looks could kill, they probably will In games without frontiers War without tears

Teach your children well Their father's hell did slowly go by And feed them on your dreams The one they pick's the one you'll know by Don't you ever ask them, "Why?" If they told you, you would cry So just look at them and sigh And know they love you

People say my size 13 feet are big. Bob wore size 22! I believe I saw a pair of his sneakers at the basketball hall of fame.

And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight" So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house, Hey! What gives you the right To put up a fence And keep me out Or to keep Mother Nature in If God was here He'd tell it to your face Man You're some kind of sinner

The other night I tripped a nice Continental drift divide Mountains sit in a line Leonard Bernstein, Leonid Brezhnev Lenny Bruce, and Lester Bangs Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly beans, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic, slam, but neck, right? (Right!) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

Everybody plays the fool sometime There's no exception to the rule Listen, baby, it may be factual, may be cruel I ain't lyin', everybody plays the fool

All the good love When we're all alone Keep it up girl Yeah, you turn me on I'm hooked on a feeling I'm high on believing That you're in love with me

Ride, captain ride upon your mystery ship Be amazed at the friends you have here on your trip Ride captain ride upon your mystery ship On your way to a world that others might have missed

"Kids are different today, " I hear every mother say Mother needs something today to calm her down And though she's not really ill, there's a little yellow pill She goes running for the shelter of her mother's little helper And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day

She took in 3 stepsons, then dated the oldest one.

I'm in love with the girl I'm talking about I'm in love with the girl I can't live without I'm in love but I feel like I'm wearin' it out I'm in love but I must have picked a bad time to be in love

Woman I can hardly express My mixed emotions at my thoughtlessness After all, I'm forever in your debt And woman I will try to express My inner feelings and thankfulness For showing me the meaning of success