PastaJoe

A long-long time ago, on graduation day You handed me your book, I signed this way Roses are red, my love, violets are blue Sugar is sweet, my love, but not as sweet as you

Guess I got what I deserved Kept you waiting there too long, my love All that time, without a word Did you really think that I'd forget And regret The special love I have for you My baby blue

She took it hard but I bought her lunch at the diner and she was content.

She was too high maintenance. She’d drive me nuts with her personality.

Samantha on Bewitched

We were so in phase In our dance hall days We were cool on craze When I, you and everyone we knew Could believe, do and share in what was true

Well, I get up at seven, yeah And I go to work at nine I got no time for livin' Yes, I'm workin' all the time It seems to me I could live my life A lot better than I think I am I guess that's why they call me They call me the workin' man They call me the workin' man I guess that's what I am

May you never lose the wonder in your soul May you always have a blanket for the cold May the living light inside you be the compass as you go May you always know you have my hand to hold

Things are goin' great And they're only gettin' better I'm doin' all right Gettin' good grades The future's so bright I gotta wear shades I gotta wear shades

These team celebrations in the end zone are ridiculous. The league needs to restrict them.

Now tell me about Miami’s QB. 😒

Minnesota beat San Fran and crushed Houston. Maybe best in AFC.

You're the one girl in town I'd marry Girl I'd marry now if I were free-- I wish it could be I could love you but why begin it? 'cause there ain't any future in it. She's got me and I'm not free so Bye bye baby, baby goodbye bye bye baby, don't make me cry

Take it to the vet and have it checked out. If there’s nothing physically wrong they have drugs to calm it down. If it needs a companion then go to a cat rescue and get another old cat so it’s not a long term commitment. There’s always some whose owner died.

Oh baby Let's, let's stay together ('gether) Lovin' you whether, whether Times are good or bad, happy or sad Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah Whether times are good or bad, happy or sad

What've I gotta do to make you love me? What've I gotta do to make you care? What do I do when lightning strikes me? And I wake up and find that you're not there What've I gotta do to make you want me? Mmm hmm, what've I gotta do to be heard? What do I say when it's all over? And sorry seems to be a hardest word

I saw her sitting in the rain Raindrops falling on her She didn't seem to care She sat there and smiled at me And I knew (I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew) She could make me happy (happy, happy) Flowers in her hair, flowers everywhere I love the flower girl Oh, I don't know just why She simply caught my eye I love the flower girl she seemed so sweet and kind She crept into my mind

Tragedy When the feeling's gone and you can't go on It's tragedy When the morning cries and you don't know why It's hard to bear With no-one to love you, you're goin' nowhere

He came on a summer's day Bringin' gifts from far away But he made it clear he couldn't stay No harbor was his home The sailors say, "Brandy, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl) "What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl) "But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea"

You can get by comfortably with $1 to 2 million in retirement investments, which is continually earning as most is in stocks. First use Social Security to pay the monthly bills, and just take out what you need to cover the difference and for additional expenses like vacations.

Thrown like a star in my vast sleep I opened my eyes to take a peek To find that I was by the sea Gazing with tranquility 'Twas then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man Came singing songs of love Then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man Came singing songs of love

Cover me with kisses, baby Cover me with love Roll me in designer sheets I'll never get enough Emotions come, I don't know why Cover up love's alibi Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any, anytime Call me (call me) I'll arrive When you're ready, we can share the wine Call me

She said, "There is no reason And the truth is plain to see" That I wandered through my playing cards And could not let her be, no One of 16 vestal virgins Who was leaving for the coast And although my eyes were open They might just as well have been closed

Well they call me Mike D, the ever-loving man I'm like Spoonie Gee, well I'm the metropolitician (yeah-yeah-yeah) You scream and you holler 'bout my Chevy Impala But the sweat is getting wet around the ring around your collar

I gave a girl a ride in my wagon She crawled in and took control She was tired, her mind was draggin' I said get some sleep and dream of rock 'n' roll 'Cause like a princess she was laying there Moonlight dancing off her hair She woke up and took me by the hand She's gonna love me in my Chevy van and that's all right with me