PastaJoe

Let me tell you about Ahab the Arab The sheik of the burning sand He had emeralds and rubies just drippin' off 'a him And a ring on every finger of his hand He wore a big ol' turban wrapped around his head And a scimitar by his side And, every evenin', about midnight He'd jump on his camel named Clyde, and ride

Taking my time Choosin' my line Tryin' to decide what to do Looks like my stop Don't wanna get off Got myself hung up on you Seems to me You don't want to talk about it Seems to me You just turn your pretty head and walk away

Seems I've got to have a change of scene Every night I have the strangest dream Imprisoned by the way it could have been Left here on my own or so it seems I've got to leave before I start to scream But someone locked the door and took the key You're feelin' alright? (Oh, no) I'm not feelin' too good myself (no, no) Yes sir, you're feelin' alright? (Oh, no) I'm not feelin' that good myself, yeah (no, no)

That looks like a broken calf bone or ankle.

I believe they only need a small smear on a test kit retrieved with a small stick to test. They don’t ask you to squat over the box.

Titans blew the game when they unsuccessfully went on 4th down on their side of the field.

Pulled a muscle carrying his $8 million.

Bust!

Keep it up and she’ll be sanding your toenails.

The only hope is for the Mets to win. The Dodgers and Yankees are the two baseball teams I dislike the most.

I don't mind other guys dancing with my girl That's fine, I know them all pretty well But I know sometimes I must get out in the light Better leave her behind with the kids, they're alright The kids are alright

I got my pills to ease the pain Can't find a thing to ease the rain Sometimes I'd like to try and settle down But everybody's leavin' town Some got to win, some got to lose Good time Charlie's got the blues

I knew right from the beginning That you would end up winning I knew right from the start You'd put an arrow through my heart Round and round With love we'll find a way, just give it time Round and round What comes around goes around I'll tell you why

Like a clock whose hands are sweeping Past the minutes of its face And the world is like an apple Whirling silently in space Like the circles that you find In the windmills of your mind

Why can’t they clean it up and leave the roof open for next season?

What would it cost the Bills to include a swap of kickers?

Refs showed what all games would be like if they called all the penalties they saw. Remember that next time you complain about penalties not called.

Blame the players, not the refs who are calling by the letter of the law. It just shows how much other refs let go.

Jesus, Allen really embellished that one.

Neither team deserves to win. Call it a tie.

They did but they traded him to Vegas.

Undisciplined penalties

Bass isn’t going anywhere. Unfortunately his contract cap hit is too expensive to cut him.

They already have, like that ticky tack illegal formation that negated the Bills PI penalty.

RB Braelon Allen