PastaJoe

Personal foul trumps regular penalty.

To protect the ball carrier so he doesn’t get killed by a hit coming in while he’s held up.

Fumble, not muff.

I bought a bourgeois house in the Hollywood hills With a truckload of hundred thousand dollar bills Man came by to hook up my cable TV We settled in for the night my baby and me We switched 'round and 'round 'til half-past dawn There was fifty-seven channels and nothin' on

Little darling, it's been a long cold lonely winter Little darling, it seems like years since it's been here Here comes the sun do, do, do Here comes the sun And I say it's all right

Doctor’s office. They never take you in at the appointment time, and you sit for up to an hour in the waiting room. But God forbid you show up late, and they’ll say you need to reschedule.

Hey there Mr. Blue We're so pleased to be with you Look around see what you do Everybody smiles at you

Yeah, along came Mr. Goodtrips Looking for a new a ship Come on, people better climb on board Come on, baby, now we're going home Ship of fools, ship of fools

Here comes the story of the Hurricane The man the authorities came to blame For somethin' that he never done Put in a prison cell, but one time he could-a been The champion of the world

I’ve never liked coffee. I would drink two cups of hot tea at work every morning. But since I’ve retired I don’t have to become alert in the morning before I want to, so it’s iced tea or Pepsi occasionally with lunch.

Living is easy with eyes closed Misunderstanding all you see It's getting hard to be someone But it all works out It doesn't matter much to me

What sh!t, are you a fugitive? If you’re worried about Covid, Florida is one of the worst places to go.

About 30 years ago I was running a mens softball team at work, and the guys called me papa Joe because I took care of everything. But then one guy said I should be pasta Joe because I could eat so much pizza. So the name stuck even though I’m not Italian.

Woke up, fell out of bed Dragged a comb across my head Found my way downstairs and drank a cup And looking up, I noticed I was late

We’ve been going to the Jersey shore every July for 20 years. Cape May on the southern tip where our hotel is across the street from the beach. It’s quiet and more for older folks or families with little kids. If you have older kids that need entertainment then north of that is Wildwood which has a long boardwalk with amusement rides and a water park. It’s a day trip to drive there. Take the NYS Thruway to 81s, then south to the Penn extension through Philadelphia, across NJ to Atlantic City area, then south. It would be about 7-8 hours from Buffalo.

I can't live, if living is without you I can't live, I can't give any more Can't live, if living is without you I can't give, I can't give any more

Because it crossed the plane before it came out.

It wasn’t after the whistle, and Hughes was clearly out of bounds.

Because they set the precedent by letting Hughes out of bounds tackle go.

That’s a bad no-call.

He may not be 100% and still feeling the effects from Covid, but well enough to play in an emergency.

Though I know I'll never lose affection For people and things that went before I know I'll often stop and think about them In my life I love you more

Standing in the shadows of love I'm getting ready for the heartaches to come Don't you see me standing in the shadows of love Trying my best to get ready for the heartaches to come

He blesses the boys as they stand in line The smell of gun grease And the bayonets they shine He's there to help them all that he can To make them feel wanted he's a good holy man Sky pilot, Sky pilot, How high can you fly? You'll never, never, never reach the sky.

There goes my baby There goes my heart They're gone forever So far apart But only the lonely Know why I cry Only the lonely