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BLZFAN4LIFE

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  1. Someone just stole my bike !
  2. Sweet. Have a good time.
  3. Her lesson: be careful what you wish for. Husband to Doctor: Doc, my wife isn't well. I'm pretty sure it's either AIDS or amnesia. Doc: "That's an easy one. Take her out for a long ride into the country and leave her there. If she finds her way home, don't fvck her!"
  4. Keep attracting or are attracted to?
  5. Oh well capitalism (what's left of it anyway) calls, gtg but I will leave IN THE LEAD!!!
  6. Hope you're hungry, because you're going to eat my dust!
  7. We have a front-runner. Me.
  8. Just took a dump. Passed the two whopper juniors from last night. Undigested sesame seeds told that tale.
  9. Some Robert Cray
  10. That is an impressive lineup.
  11. JPJ claims that he did as much drugging as anyone in LZ's heyday, he was just more discreet about it.
  12. Legalize and tax it already!
  13. Not much info from the link, but I will keep an eye on this band. John Paul Jones was a very quiet yet critical member of Led Zeppelin. He shied away from the limelight but contributed significantly to song writing and arranging. It will be interesting to see what this band comes out with.
  14. One of my favorites.
  15. You asked for it... Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside a theater? They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the Winter." Three POWs, an American, a German, and a Pole, are scheduled to be executed by firing squad. They bring out the American and stand him in front of the pole. He points and shouts, "Tornado!" They all look and the American runs away. Next, they place the German in front of the firing squad. He yells "Earthquake!" They all hit the dust and the German escapes. Next up is the Pole. He looks around and shouts "Fire!" A Polish man was walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He ran into one of his buddies, who asked, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man says, "I'll tell you what. If you tell me how many fish I have in this bag, I'll give you both of them." Question: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his car? Answer: He had to use a coat hanger to get his family out. A British man is driving with a Polish man as his passenger. He decides to pull over because he suspects that his turn signal may not be working properly. He asks the Polish man if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. The Polish guy steps out and stands in front of the car. The British man turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it working?" To which the Polish man responds, "Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...Yes, it's working...No, it's not working..."
  16. No way. The pants are definitely coming down over this one!
  17. T.O. makes us relevant damn it! T.O. makes us relevant!
  18. heya im not as think as you dum i am.
  19. Then I will die trying.
  20. ... and that's the bottom line. Each has their strengths and they are both very good. They have both played in an offense in which their O-line was better at pass protection than run blocking and a passing game without a respected deep threat. Look out if this O does manage to open up the passing game. I would love to see both ML and FJ with open lanes.
  21. Aww, I've got the
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