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If anyone should apologize it's you for devaluing all of our degrees...

bah, you edited it!

You had better watch out, or she may "apply to" you that special type o' learnin' that she likes to teach!

I was wondering why you keep using the terms "jerk" and "jackass" exclusively and then I realized that nobody had linked you to an online thesaurus so you could get more synonyms. Here ya go!

This photo answers the age old question, "What would Rob Johnson look like if he was an offensive lineman?"

Best line of the thread...I was actually in tears reading this.

Yeah, I'm not too worried about being effective though, I just want Mularky to play it safe on 3rd and long and avoid the turnover. I don't even mind if they just run it straight into the line on 3rd and longs as long as we're not trying to throw the ball over the middle of the field while the D sits back in a zone. Wouldn’t mind seeing a fade or two down the sideline on 3rd and long as well…anything with a low turnover percentage. Hopefully the running game and short passing game are efficient enough to keep us out of 3rd and longs. Though I am kinda getting tired of seeing empty backfields on 3rd and 4 or less. Perhaps I'm just really tuned into it after last season with KG, but it seems like we're doing this an awful lot this season as well.

I think she's "applying on" some of her English skills Tom...she's learnin' you! I would go out of my way to see her "apply on" her expertise in history. I can only imagine what it entails!

Another germ, time to get the Lysol out!

Why do you feel the need to put down those who are putting her down? Isn't that juvenile too?

I was discussing this with my wife...we've come to the conclusion it's probably the one Sally Struthers used to advertise for on TV.

I hope we're smart enough to simply do a few draws or screens (err, maybe not screens...) in those situations and just punt the football. Except at the end of games our D doesn't give up many long sustained drives...make 'em drive the field on us and see if Pennington can complete 73.8% of his passes with a 20mph gust.

If we'd draft a few 7ft tall WRs and RBs I think we could start completing those screens

Bah, thread killers!

Yeah, but I'm guessing those obscenities are part of the "family atmosphere" she's talking about!

I think you meant to type it this way: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you :fyou:"

Best....Thread....Ever

I tried explaining this to her as well and got attacked. If I'm going to get attacked I might as well have some fun in the process.

Well, since I'm the only classy one here I'll help a lady in distress: www.yahoo.com

Herbert Spencer would be proud.

You forgot the most intellectually stimulating one of the bunch... Ahh, nothing trumps this one...well, except, "Bettcha my dad can beat up your dad"...but we don't want to go there, because that might somehow be interpreted as an attack on someone's family...

Yeah, but can your dad beat up my dad? I bet if we start a thread on this our fellow TBDers can help us answer this question!

You know Sue, you're right. At first I thought that you were simply being lazy and not looking for the answers to these questions yourself. After seeing your responses to this thread I know realize that you simply lack the ability to think rationally. It is this inability to think rationally that leads you to come here looking for help. I apologize for the misunderstanding. I do have a question for SDS though. Since Sue can't figure these things out for herself and needs help, could we set up a njsue homework board to help her out? Maybe we could work something out with her college so that people who help her often enough can get honorary degrees or college credits? If we could do this, then everybody wins! Yay! And don't forget to make me feel like I'm making a difference andClick For Cans!

Sue, what people tire of isn't that you asked a single question...but you constantly ask questions that are, frankly, easy to find the answer to if you put in any effort whatsoever. I think the problem you're encountering is that people feel you're not even making an effort. You're going to get these types of responses every time because people can't stand it when other ask for help if they perceive that the person didn't even attempt to solve the problem themselves. And lastly, what does the fact that you’re a female have to do with anything?

Simply, no. A win tomorrow is expected. Unless we can learn to win on the road, it doesn't matter. If this team somehow manages to not only win tomorrow but on the road the following week against the best team in the AFC (with apologies to the Steelers), I might change my position...but that's a pretty farfetched scenario.