Just Jack

He can be shipped off to Neverland as far as I'm concerned.

In order for Chef Jim to take your advice, it's all that in how you word it. I got him to take my advice one time, and just one time. He realized that he was taking my advice by the end of his response to my post.

Scene, a courtroom, several years from now. Lawyer - "Judge, jury, witnesses, one thing I learned in law school, is if things are not going your way, it's time to take a break. Does anyone have some coloring books and play doo?"

Jeri Ryan played a borg so that could count as an alien

She may be dating others and found someone with a bigger bank account than you. Or it's the shirt you wore..... https://www.spreadshirt.com/it-s+not+going+to+suck+itself+t-shirts-A7813550

My buddy saw it today, he says to stay after the credits. Me, I'll be sleeping since I'm working nights.

The infamous game against Miami and Jimmie Johnson, the Bills gave out those "life size" door posters of Flutie at the gate and had him listed at 5'10". That must have been with cleats on because I've stood next to him and he couldn't have been more than 5'8". Also, back in those days I had some connections with the Bills security that would allow me, if I wanted, to hang out down in the tunnel after the game. Flutie would always have a Bills staffer bring his car down to him so he wouldn't have to deal with fans after a game. No other player I saw would do that.

And NE will have Robot Brady v5.0 as QB. Upon inspection of his operating system, they will find illegal software to help him see farther and throw faster.

My brothers fire department has one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEO8MNCUXx0

I'm only on Facebook to post beer and sex doll articles on Poojers page

One of my favorites. If i happen to catch it on TV while changing channels I end up watching it. Have you read the follow up book 2061?

No, air supported roofs have issues with snow, that's why newer indoor stadiums use solid roofs. Even the Carrier Dome is switching to a solid roof in the next few years. http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2010/12/manager_of_syracuses_carrier_d.html

Miley has decided to stay, like we didn't see that coming... http://www.tmz.com/2016/11/09/miley-cyrus-crying-hillary-clinton-donald-trump/

My TV guide has the title of tonight's episode as "The Very First Gentleman"

One person in my feed is going off on the KKK, saying they will be back and more powerful with Trump in.

Someone (Boyst) get on the Twitter and start harassing them to keep their promise Celebrity - destination Jon Stewart - another planet Chelsea Handler - Spain Neve Campbell - Canada Barry Diller - anywhere Lena Dunham - Vancouver Keegan-Michael Key - Canada Chloë Sevigny - Nova Scotia Al Sharpton - "out of here" Natasha Lyonne - a mental hospital Eddie Griffin - Africa Spike Lee - Brooklyn Amber Rose - unspecified Samuel L. Jackson - South Africa Cher - Jupiter George Lopez - Mexico Barbra Streisand - Australia or Canada Raven-Symoné - Canada Whoopi Goldberg - unspecified Omari Hardwick - Italy Miley Cyrus - unspecified Ruth Bader Ginsburg - New Zealand Amy Schumer - Spain Katie Hopkins - America from http://townhall.com/tipsheet/catherinedunn/2016/09/08/these-10-celebrities-say-theyll-leave-the-country-if-trump-is-elected-n2215391

I miss Tim Russert.

Check Facebook and see if you posted there.

Their crowd noise goes to 11

I want to see McMuffin and Johnson take their own states and see everyone lose their ****

Could be something as simple as the touchscreen calibration being off, or a bad touchscreen. Need to see a video though first

How about 83 ballots to one apartment? http://ktla.com/2016/11/03/possible-voter-fraud-being-investigated-in-san-pedro-after-83-ballots-are-mysteriously-delivered-to-one-womans-apartment/

Just put one of these in each barrel...

So does that mean other teams fans are only the 11.5 Man?