Steely Dan

Can we stop these stupid puns!! Geez, its just one Foote joke in front of another! Why do you guys have to treat him like an arch enemy?

Emailed joke; I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one lady in front of me... An Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, 'Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?' The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations'. The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people, too'

I won it back on appeal.

That's a bit harsh. From this decade you could get a ....well how about a....no...maybe an.....ummm no....Moulds?

Ok sir, I'm letting you off with a warning here but any further pus sy behavior will result in the complete revocation of the man card without a trial. Move along.

My definition of a bad movie is a movie that's completely unwatchable. Ergo, Striptease isn't on the list. Also, some of the classic horrible movies like: Plan 9 or any Ed Wood really, Showgirls, any MST3K movies and such are so bad they're funny and therefore don't make my list. I put Ishtar in the so dumb it's funny category and I really liked it. Lord Xenu gives it 3 thumbs up! Were? I actually liked the Rocketeer too. Man card please! This is the only one that I really remember as hating into a physical hatred; Nothing but Trouble. If a friend of mine hadn't forced me to watch it til the end I would've turned the tape off after 15 minutes. Seriously. With a cast of Demi Moore, John Candy, Dan Ackroyd, Chevy Chase and Brian Doyle Murray you have to think at least one funny moment would've happened but it was just excruciating to watch. I literally tensed up while watching it because I wanted to turn it off so bad. I tried reading a magazine but my friend's laughing was unbearable. I hate that film, I hate it, I HATE IT!!! When I think of more I'll post them. BTW, the only Nicholas Cage movie I can think of that's good is Birdy

It would be cool to add pictures to threads when trying to show something rather than link everything. JMO

West, he'll screw up the town but will be much funnier while doing it.

Although a lot of people didn't think so she was a good help to the teams scouting.

BB.com has Maybin at 6'3" 249 These are some of Bruce Smiths listed weights during the SB years they are taken from pre-season magazines and they get their information from the teams. You have to be skeptical of these weights because teams very often list heights and weights in a fictional way. 1988 Lindy's Pro Football Guide shows Bruce at 6'4" 285 1991 Street and Smith's Pro Football Guide has Bruce at 6'4" 280 1991 Lindy's Pro Football Guide has Bruce at 6'4" 280 1992 Sporting News Football Guide has Bruce at 6'4" 273 1992 Street and Smith's Pro Football Guide 6'4" 273 1993 Sporting News Draft Guide has Bruce at 6'4" 1993 Athlon Football Guide has Bruce at 6'4" 273 If Maybin wants to be an every down DE he's going to have to add about 25 pounds IMO so he'll be able to stand up against the run. I think he can do it without losing speed as long as he does it through the Bills strength and conditioning coaches. It probably won't be til next season that he'll have the weight and the speed together. JMO OT but the new TE Shawn Nelson is 6'5" 240 and this is how he compares with Pete Metzelaars and Keith McKeller. 1991 Street and Smith's Pro Football Guide has Metzelaars at 6'7" 250 Keith McKeller 6'4" 245 1991 Lindy's Pro Football Guide has Metzelaars 6'7" 250 Keith McKeller 6'4" 245 1992 Sporting News has Metzelaars at 6'7" 273 Keith McKeller 6'4" 245 1992 Street and Smith's Pro Football Guide Metzelaars 6'7" 250 Keith McKeller 6'4" 245 1993 Sporting News Draft Guide has Metzelaars 6'7 254 Keith McKeller 6'4" 245 1993 Athlon Football Guide has Metzelaars 6'7" 250 Keith McKeller 6'4" 245 Somebody posted a link to an article about how Maybin has been committed to conditioning. The guys body looks like it was stamped out of steel. Bruce Smith was notorious for burning out the stair climbing machines at the Bills training facility and hopefully Maybin will be doing something like that himself.

Don't stand up for Deerball. It's funny to see him try on his own.

Favre is not going to a team as a backup. The team will need to commit to him as the starter.

What are you guys talking about?

Just thought you'd like to know.

Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

He's right. A lot of the D-heads in the sport who act like fools and beat their chests about how great they are get in because they made playing a publicity stunt. Talley was a quiet and effective player and because he never made an ass of himself on the field he's getting overlooked. It should be the exact reverse of that but sadly it's not. He sounds whiny but IMO he's not. He just doesn't understand why the quiet and extremely effective players are overlooked. I don't get it either. Like a lot of people say on this board whenever a guy is cut; "I've heard of him" seems to apply to the HOF too.

The first year Peters made the pro-bowl he deserved it and he is a run blocking force. However, they seem to ignore his lack of production last year and his poor attitude about being a team player. Thanks for jinxing them Dibs.

I've said this before but my advice is to stay away from player jersey's of guys who haven't been on the team for a long time or are past great players. If Maybin bombs or gets hurt, or in two years is traded then the jersey is pretty much worthless. I have a $90 dust cloth named JP Losman.

They're right though. Brett Favre should be picked up but the FO won't even entertain the idea. The FO doesn't want to win and they are much smarter than the Bills FO.

Dorothy: [has just arrived in Oz, looking around and awed at the beauty and splendor] Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more. Dorothy: [after a pause] We must be over the rainbow! [a bubble appears in the sky and gets closer and closer. It finally lands, then turns into Glinda the Good Witch wearing a spectacular white dress and crown, holding a wand] Dorothy: [to Toto] Now I... I know we're not in Kansas!

I don't think you need practice with that I'm sure you've practiced enough. Does your wife help or is it something you hope she never finds out about?

Just to have a center that doesn't collapse on the field crying after a DT hits him should help.

Not at you at the Eddy Murphy thing. Well that sucks. If she sees you sad it only makes her sad. If you seem very happy and have a lot of dates with different women it will infuriate her. That was pretty funny. I guess Deerball is too To know how to directly link things.

I'm sure it has nothing to do with the squalor and dirty environment some people live in in Mexico. It's like SARS. I don't take these things seriously because people were more likely to die from the flu than SARS. Stirring the pot = ratings. I guess we should start calling the mad cow disease Happy Cow who's mildly distressed or cow that is suffering from depression. Yeah, but then the makers of Spanish Fly would start to complain.

I don't know. Clean her up with a little makeup. Maybe. She does have the lips! Hey Inkman where ya been? Why couldn't you just directly link the video? Here's a direct link.