Steely Dan

Have ya read the title of the thread?

Damj, suffers from anal rug burns. Damj sniffs Madonna's half used KY tubes. Damj is so paranoid he's probably reading the hidden lines.

Oh dear God! I share a birthday with JJ?! Well at least I'll always have MJ's death as a present.

That's a good one. Although, it's hard to think of a bad one. Beat me to it!! That is in the top three, IMO, and a strong candidate for #1. The following quotes are approximations. One scientist took two words and spent three weeks in the hospital. "Three peanuts were walking down the road, and one of them was a salted, peanut".

Nobody here wants to know about you jerkin your chicken, jerky!!

X-Rated posts will get you banned. Did you mean this?

All I will give you for that is a Until you can a reasonable conversation that is uninspired by right wing vitriol. Did you see the first link? It's from a Fux News Channel.

Link Glenn Beck has lost another advertiser. Geico and Lawyers.com stopped advertising on Beck's show after he called President Barack Obama "a racist" on a July 28 episode of Fox and Friends. A spokeswoman for GMAC Financial Services told TVGuide.com on Monday that the company has "ceased to advertise on the Glenn Beck Program," though she would not say why. Link GMAC Financial Services joins a growing list of advertisers who have recently abandoned Beck's television show, including ConAgra, Roche, Sanofi-Aventis, RadioShack, Men’s Wearhouse, State Farm Sargento, LexisNexis-owned Lawyers.com, Procter & Gamble, and Progressive Insurance.

Good point. Explain that comment please?

You really are a JACKASS!!

Yep, he read the spoiler first.

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Dude Lana's playing you for a fool. Like anybody, in their right mind, would swoon over you. Jackass! I'm sure he's jerky jerked a lot. Just sayin. Anyhoo, Lana loves me so much she draws attention away from me on the main board by making fun of you and sends me mushy love ya' emails. She's an animal.

Last year the government spent more on national defense than silly walks.

If that's true it's funny as hell. I doubt it's reality. It seems too good to be true. A movie can be considered a string of sketches. Anyhoo, as thread starter I decree movie scenes are acceptable.

When Pigs Fly.

Thanks, I changed the thread name. That video is really cool! I wish they'd had more full shots of the python swallowing that deer! Oh well, here's another favorite; Election Night Special

Nice try, but we are so far removed genetically that Howler Monkeys are closer to your DNA profile.

IIRC, Schoebel came in before his contract negotiations were done.

Geez! It's about freakin time! I've been on them to do that since 1990!!

She could make me commie anytime she wants. I think Miss Neptune was robbed! She shoulda won!!

Why does that matter? You live in a state of continuous dementia. Geographically close enough, chumpy!

Those fear based commercials sell a lot of systems though, I'd bet. If they don't get an answer they'll dispatch the police right away. If, as they show in the commercial, the guy is scared off then they can answer the phone. Alarms are far more deterrents than of any real practical use. If a burglar sees you have an alarm system he'll probably just go on to the next house. If somebody wants to kill you they still can. Chances are they'll get in and get out before the cops arrive. The system will help the cops in determining the time of death though. BTW, I've noticed none of the bad guy actors are black. Reverse discrimination? Fear of backlash?