Steely Dan

What do you think he should say?

Can somebody help me? My TV screen shows players in Bills jerseys but when plays start they seem to disappear. What's wrong with my TV?

PI YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!

Agreed.

Ya Think!

Looks decent too!

Yeah, they've built a defense around a 4-3 and they should make a square peg fit into a round hole because you think so.

The int wasn't Edwards fault, IMO and the fumble was barely his fault. Bad stat line for better play.

Ellison made a huge play!!

Very close.

No, but it's on the menu.

Just say FU to damj I figured you'd want it sheeped.

That's what you get for taking them seriusly.

You didn't have a color TV til 1977?

1. You look at the picture. 2. You notice she's a candy striper instead of a nurse. 3. You go to Wiki to prove your point. THREE STRIKES! YOU'RE OUT! Man Card please!.... NOW!!

BTW, I found a picture of my nurse on Strong's website My spinal cord opening at the base of the skull wasn't growing as fast as my brain was so it caused a backup of spinal fluid in my skull. They gave me multiple EEG's and they had to do multiple spinal taps to keep track of the pressure. They put me in the hospital for monitoring and the pressure got too high and they had to perform skull surgery on me to make the skull larger. Pretty much no fun. I had to lie on an ice bed for a long time, don't know how long I was only about 8. That was back when there were only three major channels and couple of UHF channels and they treated kids like adults. There was nothing to play with just lie in bed and heal. Today kids have all sorts of crap to do in the hospital. Which is much, much, better now.

Your psychiatrist told me you were a serious case, seriously.

No big deal. They are in great physical condition and death is a veeerrrrryyyyy unlikely scenario if what I've read is true. It'll just keep them from playing for awhile and make them lose weight. I thought they'd get Sharkbite Fever.

No, to be honest my butt was never sore. They knocked me out and did it and I woke up and no worse for wear except monumentally hungry!! Deerball is more of a pain in the ass than a colonscopy. At least his wife says so.

I'm sorry, I was under the impression you always posted after consuming a six-pack.

That is freakin hysterical!!

Nobody, I would think, wanted a serious answer here? Well, it is the south. These are Krass Brothers Commercials I remember seeing on TV in the Philly area growing up. I couldn't find my favorite which is Mr. Krass lying in a coffin with his hands folded and suddenly he sits upright and says "If you don't buy from Krass Brothers, YOU'RE DEAD!" One Two

Thanks, I hope that performance continues for the rest of the season. Somebody who gets it. Did they really say that?

Linky no worky, jerky!

In fact a lot of those Snickers commercials suck! OT, but my doctor told me I wasn't getting enough Nougat in my diet and prescribed three Snickers a day. Most commercials don't bug me because I mostly tune them out. The Patrick Chewing one does annoy me though.