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Steely Dan

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  1. Facts! We doan need no stinkin facts!
  2. He has now been proven guilty of being delicious and is interred and is waiting to moved. Another guy John Walsh doesn't have to put on America's Most Wanted Lobsters!
  3. Syracuse rises from the dead this year and has a winning record! Ya heard it here first! BANK ON IT DUDE!! Lori's not gonna be a happy camper after the Syracuse game this year!
  4. Thanks! It's very difficult, ne' impossible to post future posts. What he said.
  5. Link He was a feisty little I was concerned cutting the second band that he'd reach over and take a finger as a final act of vengeance but fortunately he didn't. He wriggled around so much he escaped the tongs but it was his own fault as he fell to the floor. He is being monitored by a very good cooking timer. He smells worse than I thought he would during the cooking process. I just checked in on him and he's turning red. Evidently embarrassed by the crimes he's committed.
  6. I have just sent him to his watery boiling demise. C'est la vie lobster, C'est la vie. He's to be boiled for 15 minutes and then when he cools a bit he will be interned in my tummy and later moved to the toilet. Visiting hours are 9pm. -10pm. tonight.
  7. I just got back from Wegmans where live lobsters were on sale for 6.99/lb. I picked up one 1pd. lobster and I have determined that he shall receive the death penalty. Crime; being delicious. His bio card also said he was aquitted of killing his wife and a waiter but he lost the civil trial. So that makes it easier to do. I've always had lobster at restaurants and I realized that I had to kill one myself in order to not be a hypocrite. So as the water heats up so does his final minutes on earth, and a trip to my tummy.
  8. Your man card is irrevocable. 'Nuff said.
  9. But it does have a lot of caché. I still rule! I just went to a web search and clicked on a site that McAfee had greenlighted. After clicking it nothing came up except a box telling me I had a virus/maware and I needed to download a particular anti virus program. I exited out since this was obviously a scam of some kind. I'm running my Avira now and after that I'll run Malware. Is there anything more I really need to worry about?
  10. Here's a picture of the backyard. As I understand it there was a fence that would make people believe that was the end of the property and then behind that was the tent compound.
  11. I heard from someone who knows a cop out there that the police were 100% certain the stepfather had killed and buried her but they couldn't get enough evidence. That poor guy did everything he could to stop it and his composite of the woman is uncanny.
  12. When did Deerball move to Florida?
  13. I can't wait to not give a damn.
  14. I'm sure he'll get his trade and become somebody else's problem who will wish in two years that they had never traded for him. Figuring this out is a tough call because I don't think anybodies right in this situation. The new staff seems like a bunch of A-holes and Marshall is also an A-hole. I think they deserve each other.
  15. Hobbes is in the cat family Mr. F student biologist. Old joke; A guy goes into a bar, sits down and asks the bartender what kinds of beer they serve. "We serve Bud and Coors." "Ok give me a Coors." Over the next hour he downs 30 beers and crawls out of the bar. The next night the guy comes in absolutely wrecked. Through tired bleary eyes he asks the bartender what beers they carry. "I told ya last night," the bartender said annoyed, "we have Bud and Coors" "What was I drinking last night?" "Coors but why do you care?" "Well, well, ummm last night when I got home I blew chunks." The bartender starts laughing really hard. "You moron no matter how many beers you drink you're gonna get sick. Brands got nothing to with it." "No man, no wait. You don't understand. Chunks is the name of my dog."
  16. What does that have to do with anything. I'm tired of losing with choirboys. We need some attitude on this team. If he wants to be traded then Buffalo should get him no matter what Denver wants!! [/sarc]
  17. I don't get the whole Herm Edwards thing. Whatya drivin at der'?
  18. Gee, it happened after Millen left.
  19. I'm glad you got it. Would you make the same deal in hindsight? Of course I wouldn't have made the RJ trade in hindsight either.
  20. I guess it seemed obvious to you too.
  21. Actually, I have thought it was you.
  22. Johnny's damj's part in Airplane!
  23. Another year wiser with more experience should help Edwards. The Bills are depending on him to be an offensive coordinator on the field. Cool, Turk won't be calling the plays much anymore!!
  24. He actually said he thinks the kid liked it. That's the main thing. And if you want to call it Stockholm Syndrome or something else it's a fine line of semantics IMO. Fear of the captor and sympathy for the captor still keep the person around. It is not because they like it. He also never admits to being wrong or apologizing to the family. That was Elizabeth Smart who was found nine months later.
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