Steely Dan

Jealous that I thought of it first Jackass!!!

Since Dev started a thread that's impossible to win unless you're a mod or Dev himself I've started a contest that is fair. Also, I'm guessing that thread will be shut down soon. Anybody can win this, except John Wawrow since he's banned from this thread. Seriously John don't even try. This thread is guarded by. 'Nuff said. So in honor of Dev the first comment will be directed at him. Dev drinks hypnotoads urine. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!

GET-THE- -OUT-OF-HERE!!! I hate you so much!!! I've wondered the same thing.

Geez, SKOOBY's car is worth more than that.

Here's another article; http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/foot...r.ap/index.html

What the hell is the point of that post?!! Fixed!

Green Bay was grandfathered in. The NFL owners don't want to deall with it. I can't blame them. It would be cool though.

While the charges against Kamholz do not all tie directly to emissions of benzene into the air, Heaney said, she believes they speak to the integrity of the company. Officials there had contended that the spike in benzene emissions was caused by cars in the area, not the plant. “This makes those claims even less credible,” Heaney said. Increased auto's in the area.??!! I bet a lot of people bought that line of BS too!

Geez, I'm not sure what I'd do?! Maybe double check a couple of times and then a third time to be sure it was in a fact headed for him and mentally calculate the odds of him being hit and then rechecking them before yelling "Look out!!"

I know what you mean but I thought it was about a coke bottling plant. You're right. Kids with cancer is a reasonable cost to keep industry here.

If Eric Moulds had played with Jim Kelly in his prime he'd be a shoo in HOFer.

Tough call but; Tasker - Toughness, Heart, Smarts and Class. Others, in no particular order; Andre Thurman F. Jackson A. Schobel Lonnie Johnson - Psyche!!! Talley Metz Kelly Poz Byrd Corner I could go on and on.

Here's a better video game related girlfriend video.

Fixed!

Exactly, but it's her own damn fault if she lets him get away with that .

I wouldn't Nix the idea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sAhbvTBWfc

Did you miss the request to not make this political?

If you have any Jeff Gordon stuff on your car he should have totaled it and beat you unconscious. JMO. We all do.

Yes.

http://psychicclairvoyantreadings.com/Psyc...Predictions.htm 2010 Psychic Predictions by Jeffry R. Palmer Major Flooding in Ohio in late February 2010 In May of 2010 a school shooting in Pennsylvannia Scientists in France announce a major breakthrough in connection to cancer research. A drug may be developed which helps prevent breast cancer. 2009 Psychic Predictions by Sylvia Browne This might surprise you, but everyone went "oh" when I said Brad Pitt and Jen Aniston were going to break up. But I'm telling you now, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are in real big trouble. They could very well separate towards the end of the year." - "Clint Eastwood will have some leg problems. It almost seems like a very, very bad case of varicose veins that are going to have to be stripped. It's going to be very painful for him." - "Paris Hilton will land in jail over an accident. That isn't, I don't think, a big surprise to anybody." - "Britney Spears will become ill and not be able to perform for 4 months. And that's toward the mid-part of the year." - "Katie Couric is replaced from her position on the CBS nightly news. I don't know who it'll be, but it'll be someone who has been on one of the Good Morning America shows or something like that [to replace Couric]." - "Nicole Richie will separate from Joel Madden." - "The Olson Twins will be picked up and questioned regarding drugs." Jeffry Palmer's PREVIOUS PSYCHIC PREDICTIONS Report Prepared : November 2006 The date of December 27th 2007 will prove to be a very important one. I feel that an event of global proportions will occur on this date. At first I felt that this event will be related to military actions, but I now believe that this date concerns a terrorist attack, possibly in Europe. A very strong earthquake centered near Los Angeles on March 13th 2007 causes damage to buildings and roads and bridges and some injuries. An outbreak of a rare virus near or in the city of Boston in May 2007. Many people are hospitalized and quarantined. An overall increase in violent crimes by 15% 2007-2008 USA A prison riot in California 35 prisoners killed, 5 guards killed several others injured - August 2007 The price of gold will reach $780 - $800 per ounce by the end of 2007. Other metals such as copper and silver will also see a rapid increase in value in 2007. There is a strong possibility of the reinstatement of the military draft system in the USA by the middle of November, 2007. In June of 2007 a serial killer will be discovered in Canada who is responsible for the deaths of several young people from Toronto to Montreal. This killer may be a long distance truck driver or delivery person and may also be responsible fro the deaths of children in Ohio, New York, Vermont and Pennsylvania. Another strong Earthquake in the ocean off the coast of Japan in April of 2007., may cause a tsunami. Several globally exported food crops will see a dramatic increase in price after difficult growing season in both India and Brazil in 2007-2008. Included in this dramatic price increase are coffee, tea, saffron, cashews and cocoa. In December of 2007 information will be released regarding a long standing cover-up by the US government. PSYCHIC PREDICTIONS FOR 2006 - 2007 Report Prepared : June 2006 North Korea will test a long range missle in July of 2006 against the protests of the international community. This act will prompt naval actions in the Pacific which includes the destruction of North Korean missle launch sites.

Please don't turn this into a political discussiion. There is a forum for that. Thanks Let me start off by saying I believe psychics exist. However, I also believe that 99.99999999999999999999999% of those who claim psychic powers are scammers. First of all I would like the readers here to know that I have, myself, shown some psychic abilities. I can make traffic lights change merely by staring at them. I also know what the first song will be when a I put in a CD and can predict, within a couple of months, when I'll need my next haircut. Don't worry. I only use my powers for good. Let's see how close the so-called experts are and how close anyone of us can be. These are from Joseph Jacobs on the C2C radio program; I've bolded the predictions I find to be his going out on a limb for. George Noory returned from vacation to chat with psychic Joseph Jacobs about what he sees in store for the new year ahead, and beyond. Worldwide in January, he foresees some breaks, and some reconstruction. February will be a time of major changes, and some transportation problems. April will be the wettest month, and we could see some flooding. May becomes more constructive, but fuel prices will rise. June will unfortunately see a lot of losses. December will also be a wet month with difficulties in transportation. The economy should be better after the Spring, with more jobs returning. It will be doing much better by 2011, he said. Jacobs also shared his forecast for a number of countries in 2010. * Canada goes through dramatic upheavals (July 1- Dec. 4th). * India experiences heavy emotionalism from possibly terrorism or earth changes (March 19- June 30). * Iran will do some saber rattling, and will experience military aggression or activity from the inside (Jan. 31 - March 24). * Israel will also do saber rattling and military action (March 23- May 13th). * Japan has a recovery after May 3rd. * China is in a little bit of a standstill and could have demonstrations and unrest (January 4th - Feb. 24th). Among world personalities and celebrities, he predicted that Pope Benedict will become concerned with the finances of the Vatican, and Osama bin Laden if still alive, will be looking for funding. Tiger Woods will return to golf after April, and Rush Limbaugh may encounter other problems besides his recent health scare. I'm guessing he can't predict whether or not OBL is dead or alive? If anyone can find more "expert" psychic predictions please post them here. My Predictions; In January 2010 a celebrity will die. In February 2010 someone will call Walmart, be put on hold and then disconnected before anyone picks up. In March President Obama will meet with a world leader to discuss the pressing issues. In April rain showers will bring May flowers In May someone in Idaho will suddenly notice that May spelled backwards is Yam. This will change their life forever. In June the most number of weddings will occur out of all of the months of the year. In July several people will suffer serious firework injuries. In August the dog days of summer will leave several dogs dazed for at least three hours. In September many of the youth in America will find themselves boarding a big yellow vehicle to go to a large building for learning and will be very unhappy about it. In October several radio stations will have Rocktober contests. Also many people on the last day of the month will pretend to be somebody they are not, causing the largest amount of identity theft in a single day all year. In Novmeber several turkey's will start to sweat a lot. In December some poor child will open a gift wrapped package of underwear. He will then retrieve a bat from his room and hit the person who wrapped them on the noggin a couple of times. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. More from the C2C website; Home > Shows > Predictions Special 2010 Predictions Special 2010 01-01-10 Christian vonLahr, Paul Guercio, Glynis McCants, Tana Hoy, Cal Orey, Terry Jamison, Linda Jamison, Mark Lerner, Jeffrey Wands Ian Punnett hosted Coast to Coast AM's annual prediction show, which featured a variety of prognosticators on what they see looming for the new year, 2010. In order of appearance, here are some highlights: Psychic medium Christian von Lahr: * Pop superstar Mariah Carey will leave her husband, Nick Cannon, because he is unable to father children. * "Something grave will happen" to one of President Obama's daughters that has to do with letters "P," "I," "N," and "K" -- letters found in the word KIDNAP, he noted. * In August, a volcanic eruption in the Aleutian Trench will trigger other volcanoes to erupt in Ring of Fire region of the Pacific Ocean. * New York may be split into two states. The Obama daughter thing is that one of her favorite recording artists, "PINK", will be invited to the Whitehouse to meet her and she'll be disappointed for some reason. The NYS thing has already happened. I live in NYS and at times have been in an erotic state as well. Numerologist Glynis McCants: * Drama of some sort will surround President Obama's daughters. * Obama is entering a personal year cycle of 6, which means "he is coming into his power." This is the year that will define his presidency. * The economy is going to get worse. Families will become closer. Another Obama daughter prediction!!! Psychic Tana Hoy: * Two major natural disasters in Indonesia: one will be an earthquake and the other will be "caused by high waves or water," like a tidal wave. * Orchestrated terrorist attack on the United States, taking place in four different cities, that will kill more than a 100 people. One of the cities will be New York. * An Eastern European country will claim official contact with aliens. * Losses in stock market will be made back in 2010. Hmmm, maybe after the earthquake a Tsunami will happen. Quake sensitive Cal Orey: * Aleutian Islands / Anchorage, Alaska overdue -- 70% chance of a 7.0 or stronger quake in either location. * An earthquake of at least 6.0 will hit Northern California in 2010. * Quakes will likely happen in Greece and Southern Italy. Uh-oh, JIA you may want to move, NOW!! Terry & Linda Jamison, the Psychic Twins: * There will be no tsunami activity this year. * No Katrina-level event, but Florida will be hit by a couple of hurricanes later in 2010. * Three assassination plots against President Obama will be thwarted. * Russia, China and Korea will launch successful cyber attacks on the United States. Wow way to go out a limb there sisters. Astrologist Mark Lerner: * America's economy will be impacted by Pluto's opposition to Venus (the money planet). * The windows of February 6th and 7th, and the month of November, will be the best times to work toward a new world economic system. What the hell does Pluto have against Venus?! Maybe Mickey Mouse will mediate for them. Psychic Jeffrey Wands: * Possible terrorist attack around March / April 2010 at the Mall of American in Bloomington, Minnesota. We will be able to stop it. * Major explosion in New York subway system, not terrorist related. * There'll be a breakthrough in liver cancer treament, with possibly a vaccine. Five fat guys who had just eaten at Taco Bell will sit next to each other on the subway. Can't wait til December 31st 2010 to see how accurate these uckshmays are. I listened to part of the program and the psychic twins (not to be confused with the wonder twins) said that every prediction they made last year came true. Unfortunately, I missed the part where they discussed the predictions. It's also possible that they never mentioned the predictions.

She's got a touch of Tuesday Weld. She's wearing Ambush and a French wig. She's got us wild and she can tell. Confess your passions, your secret fears. Prepare to meet the challenge of the new frontier. Unbelievable. Has it ever occurred to people that maybe all of the calendar makers just got tired of calender making and decided to stop on that date because they figured it was a good place to stop?