Azalin

how about 'because with the IRS scandal and the outright lie: if you like your plan you can keep your plan period, Obama has managed to out-Nixon Nixon with blatant lies and an enemies list.' any of you old enough to remember the Nixon years knows exactly how outraged the american public was with Nixon. that people are no longer outraged across both aisles until it gets this bad speaks volumes to the pure partisanship and deliberate denial on the part of the populace.

that's right.....I keep forgetting. thanks for straightening me out.

that's one of the most ignorant sounding 'intellectuals' ever.

it sounds like he was being generous to me. they wouldn't sell him a sandwich, but he was more than willing to share his hot dog.

and only a half-hour later they went back in the water?!

or even a jar of mayonnaise for that matter.

Don Ameche, three chickens, and a Watusi wearing a...

"... reflecting the weakness and inadequacy of our economic recovery. " I guess Krugman has a low opinion of Obama's economic policies.

it's all part of an insideous plan to convert Miami to a hotbed of Bills fans.

sounds like a sweet deal to me.....everyone knows that all seniors have wads of cash just falling out the wazoo.

don't quote the constitution if you don't understand what it is you're saying. the general welfare clause (not the mention of 'promoting the general welfare' in the preamble....the preamble to the constitution is only an introduction for the legal content to follow) is a part of the 'taxing and spending clause', and not some kind of vague, carte blanche allowing the federal government to dispense funds as they please. in fact, the constitution is supposed to prevent (pay attention here) the federal government from allocating funds to be paid to the states for services that are already provided by the state for its citizens. today's american liberal describes themselves as 'leftists', but in the textbook sense that couldn't be further from the truth. the left is supposed to be about empowering individuals, not the state. the modern american liberal is much closer to the textbook definition of the 'right'.....all power ceded to the central authority with literally no regard for individual state sovereignty, or individual liberties. think about that.

an anonymous set of walrus jowls imported from

I'm going to have to remember that one next time my neighbors come home drunk and arguing at 4 o'clock in the morning.

mixed with devilled rabbit and

not only are you dead-on with this, but you are much more diplomatic in stating so than I would have been. I don't know if it's due to lack of imagination, personal ideology, blind partisanship, or what, but too many people automatically look to the federal government for a fix for anything and everything. they don't seem to take into account that there are many, many volunteer and non-profit organizations that provide all kinds of asssistance for those that need it. these organizations exist purely to help their fellow man, and thousands upon thousands of people spend countless hours working on behalf of the truly needy, asking for no money for their efforts, and often times contributing funds anonymously. it's as if the left, in their haste to provide help (by using other peoples' money, I might add) completely ignore any of the methods that already exist and act as if we need some new kind of federal program to solve the issue. how often do you hear the anyone on the left doing a PSA on behalf of Goodwill Industries, the Salvation Army, Meals On Wheels, or any of those organizations? of course, they WILL do a PSA on behalf of Obamacare, generously donating their time and celebrity to a cause supported once again by other people's money. Milton Friedman once said 'government doesn't have a responsibility to the poor, PEOPLE have a responsibility to the poor'. personally, I think he was absolutely right when he said it.

skin surrounding Cugalabanza's afforementioned boil mixed with Jack Daniels and

that is a great story, but it doesn't explain why you blasted that poor deputy Santa in his jolly red backside.

maybe she was just Phelan lonely.

witnesses report hearing a distant cry of 'get out of the street, you Wednesday' before Santa clutched at his back and fell to his knees.

Blue Oyster Cult performing The Animals' 'we gotta get out of this place'

a page taken from gatorman's playbook.

okay, that's better.

you don't have to be very diligent. stoners do it all the time. all it takes is an initial investment in growing medium, sodium vapor lamps, a water pump, a timer, and either seeds or clippings. beyond that all you need is patience. and a bong.

sure, give a fat old white man the credit....