Albany,n.y.

When I lived in an apartment complex I became friends with an elderly lady who used to walk around the complex for exercise. One time she fixed me up with a woman who had moved in next to her. I was running & they stopped & I was briefly introduced to this woman. I talked with her on the phone for a couple of hours & realized she was a psycho & I didn't want to go out with her. (One of the 1st things she asked me was what's going to happen when I can't go to football games any longer-not even one date & she was already contemplating ways to make my life miserable) I called her back the next day to break up before we even had a date. During the conversation I was trying to be diplomatic because I didn't want to offend my elderly friend. The psycho wouldn't just take no for an answer without a complete explanation & after a while I'd had enough & told her that she was the most depressing person I'd ever spoken to & that's why I didn't want to get together again. A month or 2 later I see my friend & I start apologizing to her that it didn't work out. She then tells me she didn't know the woman at the time but that she later found out she was totally crazy. She said the woman calls her up some mornings just to say f-u and then hangs up. When I told her what I said to the woman about her being the most depressing person I had ever spoken to, my friend said she was glad I said that. Dodged a bullet with that one. If you think someone is crazy, they probably are.

That's like being the top fly on a dung pile.

They really need to limit the internet access at the mental institution you reside at.

Dykstra has now declared bankruptcy. The post by someone asking for stock tips reminded me to post the story of Lenny Dykstra. Anyone who watches Real Sports on HBO has seen the profiles of Lenny when he was riding high & the latest one where he's living in a house sans wife & furniture. Lenny was once the darling of Cramer & his people, now he's just another guy who gambled & lost. http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/money_co/2...led-for-ba.html

The most honest evaluation was quite evident: Any player who is signed for a minimal salary and gets waived before camp is, in the team's evaluation, no good. The only rookies who get cut before camp are considered as no good, otherwise they would have one of the 80 spots. Either that or the Bills are so loaded on their O line that they can afford to cut NFL caliber players before camp.

I'll watch, I'll try to go to the game that is in Hartford. I hope it's vs Las Vegas so I can see JP play one more time. I used to watch the USFL on tv & my biggest regret was not going to the final championship game-it rained at least part of that day & I just didn't feel like driving to NJ in the rain. I never got to see a USFL game in person & I'm sorry I didn't even see one in 3 years, because I was only about 50 miles away from Giants Stadium when the USFL was around. I did see an XFL game, LA vs NJ, so I got to see the league champion (Jerry Crafts was on that team) in person. I saw a bunch of arena games when the original Albany Firebirds were around & I even saw a NY Knights game at Madison Square Garden in 1988. If there's another league, I'll try to go to at least 1 game, so I have no regrets like the USFL ones. PS-I don't expect the UFL to last very long. Also: Here's my best USFL story: I'm in my car listening to a Generals-Gamblers game. In the 1st half Kelly goes down with a knee injury. The guys on the radio are saying it's a tough blow for Houston because Kelly will probably miss a few weeks. So who is the QB for Houston in the 2nd half? None other than Jimbo! I knew right then & there he was one tough son of a gun & looked forward to the day he'd be a Bill.

quarterbacks under duress to ground the ball inside or outside the pocket So now when JP gets sacked & fumbles, he'll say "I was just grounding the ball" to the ref.

It's just you. 1+1=2, but somehow you think it may =1.23456789. She bought the gun, there was gunshot residue on her hands only, she talked of suicide, her life was a mess, she had been orphaned, possibly by murder, in Iran-which may have led to her instability. It usually is what it is & nothing more, here it's definitely murder suicide. Next you'll be telling us Michael Jackson is alive & living on a desert island, soon to be joined by his kids.

I tried it & it worked fine. Unfortunately, the fares are $116 each way from Albany to Buffalo & they send the passengers to Baltimore 1st. I had to pass. Flights from Albany to other places in NY, other than JFK, seem to go through Baltimore-negating any benefits flying has. I once looked up flying to Islip and between the early arrival at the airport, going down to Baltimore, then going to Islip & arriving without a car, it was a ton easier just driving down there. Meanwhile, out in California, I'm able to fly from Oakland to LA on a Sunday for $69-nonstop! Also when I fly Southwest from Albany -Oakland or LA, I have to stop in either Chicago or Las Vegas. Southwest out of Albany is nothing special unless you're going to Baltimore, Chicago or Las Vegas.

I don't know where this land is located (and with the OP being ieatcrayonz, I'm skeptical of the post's validity) but if it's real, and the same rules apply as in NYS, you can't dry wetlands out & use them. http://www.dec.ny.gov/regs/13337.html

Sarah Palin did everone a big favor today-she ended Michael Jackson's reign as lead story on all the cable news channels. I think she was inspired by Michael Jackson, here's her press release: "Woman In The Mirror" I'm Gonna Make A Change, For Once In My Life It's Gonna Feel Real Good, Gonna Make A Difference Gonna Make It Right . . . As I, Turn Up The Collar On My Favourite Winter Coat This Wind Is Blowin' My Mind I See The Kids In The Street, With Not Enough To Eat Who Am I, To Be Blind? Pretending Not To See Their Needs A Summer's Disregard, A Broken Bottle Top And A One Man's Soul They Follow Each Other On The Wind Ya' Know 'Cause They Got Nowhere To Go That's Why I Want You To Know I'm Starting With The woman In The Mirror I'm Asking Her To Change Her Ways And No Message Could Have Been Any Clearer If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place (If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place) Take A Look At Yourself, And Then Make A Change (Take A Look At Yourself, And Then Make A Change) (Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Nah) I've Been A Victim Of A Selfish Kind Of Love It's Time That I Realize That There Are Some With No Home, Not A Nickel To Loan Could It Be Really Me, Pretending That They're Not Alone? A Willow Deeply Scarred, Somebody's Broken Heart And A Washed-Out Dream (Washed-Out Dream) They Follow The Pattern Of The Wind, Ya' See Cause They Got No Place To Be That's Why I'm Starting With Me (Starting With Me!) I'm Starting With The Woman In The Mirror (Ooh!) I'm Asking Her To Change Her Ways (Ooh!) And No Message Could Have Been Any Clearer If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place (If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place) Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make A Change (Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make A Change) I'm Starting With The Woman In The Mirror (Ooh!) I'm Asking Her To Change Her Ways (Change Her Ways-Ooh!) And No Message Could've Been Any Clearer If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place (If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place) Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make That . . . (Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make That . . .) Change! I'm Starting With The Woman In The Mirror, (Woman In The Mirror-Oh Yeah!) I'm Asking Her To Change Her Ways (Better Change!) No Message Could Have Been Any Clearer (If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place) (Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make The Change) (You Gotta Get It Right, While You Got The Time) ('Cause When You Close Your Heart) You Can't Close Your . . .Your Mind! (Then You Close Your . . . Mind!) That Woman, That Woman, That Woman, That Woman With That Woman In The Mirror (Woman In The Mirror, Oh Yeah!) That Woman, That Woman, That Woman I'm Asking Her To Change Her Ways (Better Change!) You Know . . .That Woman No Message Could Have Been Any Clearer If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place (If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place) Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make A Change (Take A Look At Yourself And Then Make A Change) Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Nah (Oh Yeah!) Gonna Feel Real Good Now! Yeah Yeah! Yeah Yeah! Yeah Yeah! Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Nah (Ooooh . . .) Oh No, No No . . . I'm Gonna Make A Change It's Gonna Feel Real Good! Come On! (Change . . .) Just Lift Yourself You Know You've Got To Stop It. Yourself! (Yeah!-Make That Change!) I've Got To Make That Change, Today! Hoo! (Woman In The Mirror) You Got To You Got To Not Let Yourself . . . Sister . . . Hoo! (Yeah!-Make That Change!) You Know-I've Got To Get That Woman, That Woman . . . (Woman In The Mirror) You've Got To You've Got To Move! Come On! Come On! You Got To . . . Stand Up! Stand Up! Stand Up! (Yeah-Make That Change) Stand Up And Lift Yourself, Now! (Woman In The Mirror) Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Aaow! (Yeah-Make That Change) Gonna Make That Change . . . Come On! (Woman In The Mirror) You Know It! You Know It! You Know It! You Know . . . (Change . . .) Make That Change.

Why don't the Giants do the fiscally sound thing-sign JP Losman to replace Manning. A couple of years ago many people on this board were insisting than Losman was better than Manning-they couldn't all have been wrong.

The best ending to a reality tv show involved this topic. The show was Average Joe. So this woman chooses the good looking guy over the Average Joe, then she tells him she used to be Fabio's girlfriend. The second he hears this, he says he's out of there & it's over. She picked the guy who couldn't handle it the minute he heard she used to date Fabio.

They knew a lot more about their QBs than they were letting on.

When the Dolphins hired Cam Cameron, I said "one & done" & even correctly predicted the Dolphins to go 1-15 (about the only team I got right in 2007). There are very few chances to confidently predict a coach will be a total bust, but I think McDaniels is a pretty safe bet to go "2 & done" at most and probably more like a season & a few games, since Denver won't be bad enough to win 1 game. He may be smarter, but this guy has Hank Bullough written all over him. He's already PO'd his franchise QB enough to lose him before ever coaching a game.

Michael Jackson's will indicates that he will not be buried. It clearly states that his final wish is to be mounted & stuffed by a young boy.

Ralph is a lot more optimistic about his longevity than a lot of people on this board

Screw the PC bunch: Jackson & Sharpton hated Billy Mays ever since Michael Jackson went to take a bubble bath & poured Oxyclean in the tub by mistake...you know what happened by the time Michael got out of the tub.

She's had recurring roles on Cold Case & Lost

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090625/ap_on_...rt_strip_search Thomas warned that the majority's decision could backfire. "Redding would not have been the first person to conceal pills in her undergarments," he said. "Nor will she be the last after today's decision, which announces the safest place to secrete contraband in school."

Don't be. If any muni doesn't get their sales tax, they'll raise fees & property taxes a lot more than you'll spend on sales tax.

Unfortunately, their inaction may cause New Yorkers' taxes to go go up quite a bit. They aren't acting on things that local governments at the County, Town & Village levels fund. As a result the municipalities will raise our local taxes.

Today the Governor, who has the power to make them attend a special session & nothing else, demanded the State Senate hold a special session. The idiots broke into party factions, yelled & screamed & got nothing done. They should all be thrown out of office. http://www.timesunion.com/AspStories/story...?storyID=813062 Senate impasse leads to chaotic dueling sessions Sparring continues over leadership By CASEY SEILER , RICK KARLIN , IRENE JAY LIU AND JIM ODATO, Capitol bureau Last updated: 5:28 p.m., Tuesday, June 23, 2009 ALBANY -- The battle for the state Senate approached the realm of the surreal this afternoon as Democrats and Republicans held what amounted to parallel sessions in the same chamber.

Outside of the 1st half of the Cleveland game, there is no evidence that Trent played scared in any other game. Tell us the games he played scared in & how you drew that conclusion. He looked real scared against KC & Denver on the road

There's really no comparison. At the time Parcells signed Pennington the Dolphins had McCown, Henne(a rookie with no NFL experience) & Beck as their top 3 QBs. Pennington was a huge upgrade. When JP became available he already had Pennington, who won him the division & Henne, who showed a lot of potential in pre-season last year. Why would Parcells, who is on the record as not thinking much of JP to begin with, be a barometer on JP? I agree with the arm strength statement, JP vs Trent in the coaching staff's opinion vs the JP supporters on this board says it all. The NFL's view of JP as a guy who isn't an NFL QB can be summed up by looking at the fact that no team showed enough interest to sign him. A 4 team 6 game league is light years from the NFL. They'll be lucky to be as good as the last Arenaball season in terms of talent. 4 retread NFL coaches don't make the players NFL caliber. JP may light it up this year in Las Vegas & still never play another down in the NFL.