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And thusly was the partisan encapsulated in only two sentences

I haven't smoked a cigarette in 2 1/2 weeks. Cold Turkey. No problems so far. And I've smoked pretty much straight away for about 8 years. For me, it isa matter of coming to terms with what I can control. I'm an addictive personality par excellence, so a lot of it is just understanding how my mind works in the addiction process. What I'm here to tell you is this: nicotine addiction varies between people, and some may find it harder than others to quit, but as an addict (in more than just the nicotine sense), I can tell you that if you DECIDE that you will not pick up one more cigarette and put it in your mouth, you won't do so. Now will that be easy? Most likely not, and sometimes harder than !@#$ all to the point that it seems impossible. But, it can be done. This is not my first time quitting something cold turkey, and it can happen. But, as others have said, if using some aid helps you quit, makes the transition smoother, etc., then by all means- fire away. Whatever works is the mantra, when it comes down to it.

And you keep messin' with the NG. What does he do to you every time? He makes you his biotch. Ball of Beer, do you like being NG's biotch? If so, keep cruisin' for your bruisins' Just sayin..... Tryin' to be helpful here.....

You. Or more specifically, your reading comprehension skills.

IT IS THE PROPHECY OF NORD ASCENSION! THE SUPERNOVA SIGN IS AT HAND! PREPARE THYSELVES FOR THOU NEW MASTERS!! (SOMETIME IN THE NEXT MILLENIUM OR WHENEVER THEY GET HERE!!!)

Death...... Taxes..... and the Roller Coaster.....

You have got to be kidding me, dude.

Yeah, walking away from a confrontation (or potential confrontation) doesn't make sense, right?

Whatever it is, somebody post dat sh-- 'cause i'm hella curious now.

I love you!

WHY DON'T U GO CAN YOURSELF IN A SMALL METAL TIN SPAMMY!

76% Dixie, bitches. GIVE ME BACK MY DARK SKINNED SLAVES.

Quelle surprise! AND: Coke and Pepsi both taste GREAT but both are BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH in the long run. People, of course, drink the products because they don't care as much about long term health as they do quenching their sugar jonesing of the moment with what is available and easy to find. The metaphor is quite an interesting one, it seems.

Ain't that deh troof! THE INTERNETS SERIOUS !@#$ING BIZNASS!!

OH NO YOU DINT!

OH SLAM! SFOWNED!

I did miss that! I can but imagine though!

What can be said? Mr. Starr is truly a shining beacon of awesomeness.

This is one of the funniest things you've eva posted.

I thought it was when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.....

I forgive you! Name my star: THE NORD STAR FOR NORD NERDS EVERYWHERE!!

Where's Billdo? I MISS HIM