X. Benedict

This is a trick question: This year I learned that Lincoln was a closeted homosexual, a manic depressive, suicidal, misunderstood, psychic for having premonitions of his own demise, a participant in seances and the dark arts, and a doting father unable to control his own children or spending habits of his wife.

Naaaaa, then you miss all the joy of righteous indignation.

It does make some nice anagrams, such as: CAN I PUNT OUT

That was close, I thought for a minute you were going to sound ignoble.

We will be watching for the 10% were you capitalize to gauge your enthusiasm. What is this thread about anyway?

You have no right to call this young writer low, insensitive, and stupid. By doing this you are merely perpetuating the cycle of crassness. May I suggest just calling her a B word.

I think the Bills would be 1 win better at best, and potentially even worse off with Drew Bledsoe. The guy has heart, but they are playing in a lame NFC, and I also recall the Bills beating the Cheifs recently too. They are on a well coached team, but I don't see Dallas going too far this year. Having Drew Bledsoe is kind of like having a big engine in your car. It works, but demands a lot of resources for week to week use.

TSN Canada thinks the Sabres are the 17th best team in the league. Do we have Rodney Dangerfield on the power play?

who would you want to take off this Roster at the moment if you add another skater with a trade? Sabres have 4 lines playing great every night.

I take that back. Damn.

This is a tough one...... Let me see.... (A bag of hammers) X (Relative IQ of Bills Front office)/ coefficient of completed passes to blocks on offense = Jimmy Johnson. BTW, how did anyone recognize Seifert with his sunglasses?

Won't last.

Isn't that what they did in Detroit? They all started the "LET"S GO REDWINGS" chant on national TV during the Lions game.

Going for 7th straight road win.

A real team. Thank God. Maybe the Bills could swing something to put Gaustad in the secondary next year.

Interceptions, receptions, contraceptions....... As long as the stats balance out, the Pope don't give a sh..

I loved him coaching the Dolphins, of course I hate the Dolphins.

Too bad they never miked him up. He could talk some real smack playing against the Hypocrits or the Pharasees.

Bring back Pet Rocks, we could throw them at the players.

Why would I want to repent?

Bring in Ditka. or Jerry Glanville.

Still here. Just bored with the topic.

Postitives. Hmmm. I could have gone to this game and chose not to go.

This has to be the saddest frickin thing I have ever seen in my life and you are a rotten SOB for making me click on it......... ......okay, I laughed a little .