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X. Benedict

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  1. But if he was, would he have commited Grand Theft Nachos, or Theft Nachos Grande?
  2. True. Only the Double Dioxin Chocalate and the Mint Mercury Ripple were anything to worry about, and they didn't glow, they just had too many calories.
  3. I know you can't get to heaven in a Greyhound bus, but that doesn't mean I have given up on Newtonian physics and a good ol' heave-ho.
  4. The Gregorian Calender: trumping all arguments about preparation since 1582.
  5. And I thought it was contempt in the De Toqueville sense that with our American liberty we now trust the top of the Google menu. Google now rules over the ruins that our Democracy has made. Not that I care, I'm expecting to be raptured any second now.
  6. They made him shave his eyebrows off...
  7. Zigomanis is a Lowell Lock Monster again (perhaps the AHL mascot that makes Sabertooth look classy) I had just assumed that Heisten was out of hockey, but the guy is probably Alaska Darin's neighbor so I won't take any free shots.
  8. Maybe we could get a new mascot for him. Geez, there has to be a better mascot somewhere in the AHL. Better yet, trade Mika and Sabertooth for a fax machine.
  9. Ralph was also a minority owner in the Raiders. He had a thing for silver I guess.
  10. Can I lease a Predator with Hellfires from you.... I'll only need it for an hour or two. You'd be doing a guy a favor and that should free up some time for Father Christmas.
  11. I'm not sure what the problem is.....
  12. No love for a coach that can't incorporate Randy Moss into the offense, past the mustard, pretzels with mustard taste good.
  13. Hey that is kinda catchy! Have you ever had seal meat? I bet it is double yum.
  14. Not Uncle but Grampy? If he was at Yalta, I got a few questions.
  15. Why all the hostility against the lazy,? there are plenty of smart people that figured out how to be succesful and lazy. By all means have a war on stupidity, but .....ah screw it ......this is too much work.
  16. Anyone know anything about this guy? the first time I remember hearing his name was today. http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial/20051213/1066677.asp
  17. Traditional or Reformed. Be careful how you answer....
  18. There is an excellent thread on farts as well.
  19. I asked Santa for this: http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.asp?ID=21490&pid=1221
  20. My thinking exactly
  21. I am pushing for Drury, Grier, and Gaustad on a line. Remember when the US beat Canada in the World cup it was because the US had a team of grinders, and Canada had 9 team captains if I remember.
  22. More like Senryū, I was going for emotional kick with slight polemic. You have a keen ear, Smokinandjokin-san.
  23. NBF video? I looked at the link you posted.
  24. That has to be the dumbest thing I have seen in ages.
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