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I suppose that would have me a little worried. Has your daughter ever handled a gun?

Domestic abuse is a crime of passion. Unless he's had a past relationship with your daughter, I don't think there is anything to worry about.

Justice can always be had...for the right price.

My wife balances out all the mute women.

While this years team is decent, they don't have the length or athletecism to hang with the big boys of the Big East. They should make the tourney but I'd be surprised if they got to the Sweet 16.

They do have it. It's on TLC I think, called "Ten Years Younger". They basically find the most busted looking people they can round up and give them a make over. It's pretty funny and somewhat scary as some hard living folk look twice their age. The begining of the show they put the "subjects" into a glass booth and ask passers by to ask their age. Without fail, everyone belts out an age that is 10-20 years older than the person's actual age. After the makeover, they do the same process and everyone usually guesses 5-10 years younger than the person's actual age.

Sure, what does the contract have to be valued at for 1st round compensation? Is a back-up RB (and I don't mean any disrespect to Mr. Jackson) worth whatever that number is?

When did Mike Ditka turn black?

whoa!

I like your thinking. The fact that he was trying to give money to relatives and friends, not the people he bilked billions from, is what irked me the most about this story. I found the story fascinating on so many levels.

Because she'll hit them with her knees?

If she were 20 pounds lighter and 20 years younger, they probably wouldn't be asking her to cover up.

They were getting too full of themselves anyway...

This was most unfortunate. Common, who I think is the best rap artist to come out in years, deserves much more credit but since he doesn't sell as many records (?) as Lil Wayne, nobody knows who he is. His style is much more old school but he didn't refer to his johnson as a piece of candy so he sucks. BTW, Framing Hanley does a much betterversion of

T-Pain & Lil' Wayne. Both use voice modulators on all their songs and from what I can tell have no discernible talent that I can recognize. I've never been a big fan of Kanye but to his credit, it's actually his voice on all his songs prior to this one.

You'd think that a 16 year old sk8ter (used intentionally to further describe his appearance) punk would be a little leery of a 37 year old, tattoo laden, scar faced bellowing lunatic but he seems utterly oblivious that I want to kill him. Easy rule: Take a basket out, drop a new basket. Instead, he lifts one basket, "sauces" an order of wings, places said wing in a container and if he's realy on the top of his game he might think about dropping the next basket of wings. So while the next batch of wings should be half done at this point, he's just starting to cook them.

99.9% of the time it takes for me to get the food to the customer is in the kitchen. I can get anywhere in our delivery zone within 10 minutes. The longest an order has taken to get to the customer under my watch has been one hour, of course I didn't start the delivery until 40 minutes had already passed and it was the fourth order I had on that delivery. Taking it out on the delivery guy is moronic. A classic example of shooting the messenger. It sucks that my pay depends on the kids working the kitchen who care more about texting than expediting food at a reasonable rate. I've wanted to strangle our fryer kid on dozens of occasions.

Those numbers are respectable. Any tip I get over $5, I am very pleasantly surprised. Here's my scale: Under a dollar: $1 - $2 : $2 - $3 : $3 - $4 : $5+

They are !@#$ed for at least another 5 years. Too bad, with the right coach, I think Cuse could be competitive.

I'm quite certain my semi-homeless appearance has led to poor service at bars, but as a whole I think the bartending trade has slipped dramitically. It never ceases to amaze me how many times I won't even get noticed in a half empty joint without going out of my way to get their attention. BTW, aside from a couple local establishments that I have a relationship with, if my glass is near empty, it's time to ask me for another. The drunker I get, the bigger I tip, it's been scientifically proven.

No one has copped a tude yet, then again, I'm not sure who is going to with me.

Even with my 4 x 4, I ended up in a ditch on the side of a dudes driveway last night. Good thing he had a Hummer to pull me out, and he gave a $7 dollar tip, so I was jacked.

Yep, it's my second job to help with some of the bills. On a good night (Fridays for the most part), I can make upwards of $75 in tips for a six hour shift (although the last two hours are pretty dead, so it's mostly from 5pm-9pm). Fifteen bucks an hour or so (I basically consider the $7 an hour I make a wash with the cost of the gas I use).

Were they wearing #23 jersey's?

I work in manufacturing. If they make more than $20 an hour, it's too much.