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inkman

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  1. I'm at work, you Bastage!
  2. I work with a lot of, shall we say, undesireable types. They come into work, no shower, no deo, just plain ass stinkin. After 12 hours working in 120 degree heat, walking near them makes you want to hurl. I avoid contact with these people as much as possible. You would think working in a food production environment, some sort of hygeine stipulation would be in order but the BO fest continues.
  3. word
  4. Kegs are better
  5. Nothing like the degradation and demeaning of women through blowing man love on their faces. Then again, I gues they know what they are getting into.
  6. Yeah, but he's been kicking ass in practice.
  7. I do watch them occasionally and you are correct about their show. I'm not sure what HoSi is trying to accomplish most mornings on that show. I don't tune in very often any more. Too many, "Name your favorite cheese" type shows.
  8. Work for me.
  9. So, like all 10 year olds, my step-son wanted to have a sleep over last night. My wife and I usually don't have too much of a problem with this. It usually just means a little extra noise and snacking, which is all good. Except this time, it came with a bonus for the Inkman and Mrs. Ink. Initially, little Ink had two friends over and they we're playing in his room. Upon the group of friends passing through living room, I noticed that all too familiar stench of kid BO. It doesn't smell quite like adult BO, it has a nastier, in need of a shower type odor to it. I turned to my wife and whispered, " one of those kids reeks". Having already schooled little Ink about deodorant, showers and smelling good; I was confident he wasn't the culprit. At this point, knowing it was one of the two friends, we needed to take action. Initially we sprayed the rooms with FaBreeze, which worked for about 5 min. So action was needed. We called out our kid in order to help act out our master plan. We told him of the situation, and after laughing for 5 min, we enlisted him as a anti-BO fighter. Upon entering his room, he tells his friends that one of them smell, much to my horror. I thought for sure he was going to offend someone. Little did I know that a Tag body spray/deodorant fight breaks out covering all the boys with a pleasant smell as well as masking the nasty BO smell within the rooms. So I guess in the end telling someone about their BO and blasting them with doedorant is the best approach to ridding my vicinity of foul smelling people. Maybe I can try this appraoch at work.
  10. Did our non-GM not draft Whitner, Williams, Ellison, Youboty, Simpson and McCargo? All of which have contributed this year.
  11. Opposite of the frequent many?
  12. Let's the jokes ensue...
  13. Can we stop with the revisionist history and tell me what they should do for the rest of the year?
  14. I think you just B word for the sake of bitching.
  15. Do you think the Bills have a better option for this year?
  16. I think stations put him on the air because he's a loud mouth jerk. He gets people riled and that is good for ratings. I rarely see threads about other guys WGR has on regularly. He is a small minded biggot and a proud flag waver for the republican party.
  17. It means you have a penis.
  18. According to your logic; Brett Favre, Peyton Manning, Eli Manning, Carson Palmer, Drew Brees, and a host of others never would have made it.
  19. This seems vaguely familiar... Vote here Vote here and vote here psssst...their is this search feature at the top of the board, use it.
  20. Thanks for using your retard decoder ring.
  21. You know I stopped being a Red Sox fan 2 months ago. Go Twins!
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