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I got to "confiscate" all the candy my wife deems unfit for our kid.

More of a fleshy ballons and pear shaped bottom kinda guy. I like what the vag can do but I don't find it aestically pleasing.

Why do they call it BlackJack?

Maybe it's just me, but seeing the outline of a woman's vag doesn't really get me excited.

I know I'm going to butcher this but I will paraphrase Chris Rock on the subject of men and women being friends: Women keep men around just in case. Men just have women they haven't !@#$ed yet.

Reminds me of this

Isn't that every guy?

Already got the babysitter lined up.

Some of my most charming moments have come when I'm passed out.

334. Rochester, N.Y. How does a burd which borders on this piece of crap get ranked some 300 spots higher?

I call bullschitt. 9. Greece, N.Y. No fuggin way. Most of the east part of greece is just an extension of Rochester.

I love "Prison Sex".

I chose a 3. If it was soley based upon my family it would have been a 6. It's amazing how much your life changes when you are doing things for others not just yourself. My wife really rescued me from the doldrums of alchohol. I used to drink, ALOT. I did reprehensible things to family, friends and strangers. Most of the 90's are forgotten. I'm not sure if I ever remembered them. If not for my wife I most certainly would have ended up in jail or dead. I had serious anger management issues but the woman of my dreams led me to follow a happier, more fufilling life. Career wise, I managed to hang onto a decent job. Upon settling down with my wife, I was promoted at work to where I am now. It's not the best job in the world (as I am working this very minute), but I doubled my salalry since joining the company and have decent benefits. Ultimately, I would like own my own business (with my wife) and not have to bow to the man. I could lose 10 or 20 pounds and would like a new car (we have one nice one but the other, not so much). We had an immense amount of credit debt to clear up and are about half way through it. Hopefully sometime next year after said debt is gone we can get a house. So that is how I got to a 3.

Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici

Nope just good ol' Bob. Also repurchased The Wall for at least the third time.

I literally screamed when I read that. Good ol' wine coolers. Those commercials were pretty funny.

Did you wake up naked? That is always a tell tale sign for me, either really good or embarrassingly bed. Well, you can figure out the good. As far as the bad, passing out on my buddies toilet naked all night while all his roomies came in and used the toilet next to me (for whatever reason there was two toilets).

Sounds stupid, but what do I ask my doc to check? He did a breathing test a few years ago and he said I had the lung capacity of a normal 40 year old man. (which was 10 years older than I was)

Is there anything more tired than listening to nerds, who think they know something about football, spew endless garbage touting it as "inside info"? There is one thing more tired than these guys, the people calling in to ask who they should start. If you can't figure it out on your own maybe you shouldn't be playin sparky.

You are drunk at 8:20 am? Impressive. I smoked for 15 years. a pack Marlboro lights everyday(two if I was drinking which was most days). I quit 3 years ago and haven't had one since.

We use it in most of our sauces, I believe to give it that authentic Italian flavor or something like that.

I just bought Bob Seger's greatest hits.