If nobody noticed Iowa, we better be careful, many Cheeseheads are coming to the Ralph this weekend and it is also Kids Day. New York is the second biggest dairy state, coincidence? Those bastards are setting us up.
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You have to love Phil's game. He is always trying to score. When the obvious choice is to lay-up Phil is thinking, "How close can I get to the pin?" How can you not love that approach to the game when it works. In football terms, he goes for it on 4th down more than any other.