crazyDingo

Bunk. Nobody was putting up Parcells billboards. Maybe he confused Big Tuna with Tom Landry? And Gailey is not being treated like some meat-eating fish.

Marv Levy went on to become a joke. Yeah, I said it.

"Is this some kind of bust?" "Very impressive, yes."

The Buffalo Bills Why wont they name a starter? Training camp starts soon. /haiku thread

Well, that list is a pretty good beginning. You forgot: The owner is old and cheap... The uniforms are ugly... The stadium is old... The cheerleaders are ugly... The Toronto Morgue Experiment... Tom Modrak can't draft worth squat... The Front Office can't Photoshop worth squat... The Tim Horton mugs are cheap... President McKinley's assassination... Bethlehem Steel closed down... The Love Canal... Ya know, the list is a lot longer but I dont want to use up all the internets.

I can end all this bickering by saying this team will go 8-and-8 next season. I'm off to help the next thread.

Wanna know why Brohm will start? Tickets. Cap'n Checkdown equals zero ticket sales. No one is lining up to watch him. Brohm is a wildcard. No one knows how he will do. That generates at least SOME interest.

I would like to see him added to the roster so the Ohio State busts could out-Tweet each other with empty guarantees.

I miss Coach Jauron's dependable stoicism in the face of defeat. Who will ever forget his sly, sideways glance at the scoreboard?

I would not associate with any Neanderthal. I understand they enjoy running over Canadian women and stealing $20 bills.

What if the pass wobbles?

BWAAAAAAAAAH! BWAAAAAAAAH! Go Thread! BWAAAAAH!

Great Avatar. Is that Marv Albert?

Like this... http://lh3.ggpht.com/_JZ4_7f7GLoc/SusqEjX9...dies_speedo.jpg

Aaron Schobel was the turkey sandwich of Defensive Ends. I think that says it all.

Mine was with a drunken run-on sentence on a Denver Airport baggage carousel.

That's crazy-talk. It takes something like 10 years to turn a team around. ...right?

I hear he just went limp.

Well, I've always disliked "Buffalonian" anyway. It sounds weird. I like "Buffalonianites." Rolls off the tongue.

Nice to hear he's snapping something besides his tibia. What? Too soon?

I am so sick of this poser stealing Coach Jauron's best quotes.

How bout an ol' Channel 7 reunion with Irv, Clip and Commander Tom? Van Miller, we need you now!

This is only a test of our faith. Don't believe it. In 3 days he shall practice again. I BELIEVE IN THE CHROISE!

Check the police blotter. BEEF MO'E!