OK, so in a drunken state this weekend with my friends, we discussed UBL and why that son of a B word hasn't been caught. I contend that he literally is buried under some mountain and hasn't surfaced at all. However, Saddam was hiding in a hole in some random dude's backyard ... and we found him. He's my idea to find UBL.
Starting April 1st, for one month only, you can be $1,000,000,000.00 USD richer! That's right ... that's a billion dollars! How do you enter you ask? Simply head into the Tora Bora mountains or wherever the hell UBL is and find him ... dead or alive!
Attention Al-Qaeda members, you are also eligible to enter! Sure UBL has promised you a great and holy after-life, but why wait? You can buy that life today! Just tell us where your boy is.
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